labubu

Because the social safety net is broken and gambling on rare labubus is your retirement now.

Honestly cuter than actual labubu

And Stanley Cups.

The screenshot is bad enough that I can’t tell if this is a troll where they took a picture of the back of one, or where they actually collected that much dog hair for a joke photo.

I’ll bet she doesn’t have 500 copies of the same book with different colors of covers.

There are people who still like furbies.

It looks like a clear plastic case full of hair to me!

Considering the economy, they’ll be here for a while.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipstick_effect

I have one of those because it’s the only damn 2L metallic closeable bottle I could find to refill twice everyday.

I am a good benchmark for this stuff. If I know what Labubu is because I had to find it on Urban Dictionary then it has run its course.

The other canary is NPR. Anything on NPR is a dead meme.

Just get a monchichi and look hip AND vintage

I think the company lost like a quarter of its value recently

Collecting something can be a fun hobby. Buying collectibles is something a fucking idiot does.

The first time I had ever heard about labubus was the last episode of South Park. I thought they were just some dumb thing Matt and Trey came up with to use as a vehicle to talk about the tariffs, then I learned they were actually real.

These things are so creepy.

I wonder how many containers of those thingies are still shipping around the globe…

I prefer long furbies

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I want to see someone make a fully articulated one of these with custom software running on it so it writhes along with whatever furby stuff it’s doing.

How many have fallen off their container ship and are mow adrift, waiting to be dug up from the seafloor in 200 years

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