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Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
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  • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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    illegalmexicant@lemmy.world
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    I wish. The bones in my ear pound harder than anything between my legs

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    • I illegalmexicant@lemmy.world

      I wish. The bones in my ear pound harder than anything between my legs

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      burninator05@lemmy.world
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      You need some ointment for that sick self burn?

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      • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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        db2@lemmy.world
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        It would need to be covered by a proportionally larger amount of skin though, so yeah incorrect at any size.

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          modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world
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          Now I am curious, how big is a uterus? Bigger than the average penis? And if we are considering it’s size with a baby in it… no contest.

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          • D db2@lemmy.world

            It would need to be covered by a proportionally larger amount of skin though, so yeah incorrect at any size.

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            tja@programming.dev
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            Volumetrically it could.

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            • D db2@lemmy.world

              It would need to be covered by a proportionally larger amount of skin though, so yeah incorrect at any size.

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              gissamittjobb@lemmy.ml
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              Square-cube law is coming to get you

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              • T tja@programming.dev

                Volumetrically it could.

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                db2@lemmy.world
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                Without underlying structure like actual bones the skin would need to be thicker to support it. Otherwise we’d have the term “prolapsed penis” as part of our vocabulary.

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                  hperrin@lemmy.ca
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                  If your penis is larger than your balls, there’s something wrong with you.

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                  • D db2@lemmy.world

                    Without underlying structure like actual bones the skin would need to be thicker to support it. Otherwise we’d have the term “prolapsed penis” as part of our vocabulary.

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                    hperrin@lemmy.ca
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                    There are no bones in a human penis. Also, horses seem to get by with like two foot long penises.

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                    • H hperrin@lemmy.ca

                      If your penis is larger than your balls, there’s something wrong with you.

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                      justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                      If it is larger than your skin… Than you got problems

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                      • D db2@lemmy.world

                        Without underlying structure like actual bones the skin would need to be thicker to support it. Otherwise we’d have the term “prolapsed penis” as part of our vocabulary.

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                        shalafi@lemmy.world
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                        “prolapsed penis”

                        Cut that shit out right now! I have to sleep sooner or later and now this is in my brain.

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                        • T tja@programming.dev

                          Volumetrically it could.

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                          shalafi@lemmy.world
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                          Would you people please stop fucking with my imagination?! Now ya got me trying to picture a penis large enough to outweigh not only the skin covering it, but all the body’s skin. It’d be life a Second Life avatar.

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