Funerary rites

What’s funeral idea #1?

WHAT’S FUNERAL IDEA #1??!!!

the lights dim and the beginning to thriller starts to play as your corpse is lowered slowly down from the ceiling. a group of people come out from the sides of the stage and all begin dancing to the music as your body hangs there lifeless above them. after the song, a casket is rolled under your corpse and the lines are cut unceremoniously, causing your grotesque form to collapse unnaturally inside before the lid is slammed shut and the dancers push your eternal resting place down the ramp and out the door to the burial site, the music following them.

Or we could do a Job Bluth and get buried alive to land on a magazine cover.

Is that John de Lancie?

Is this young and the restless?

Nope. Old and the comfy.

Viking funeral, probably

pay a body double to jump out at the end and start trying to eat everyones brains