against the rules

As a Minnesotan, I have to agree.

Whipping the shitties straight out your butthole with these skills

question what the fuck is wrong with the midwest

Because I had such a heavy course load in college, I would offer to designated drive for my friends in college on Friday nights. During the winter, when they were all plastered, I would offer to take them out for donuts. Then I’d just pull into a Kmart parking lot and spin donuts. Very proud of my dumb joke I’d pull.

an endangered species, a normal instagram reels comment.

I have to ask: “whipping shitties” is done on the lake when you’re bored during ice fishing, isn’t it?

When I was a teenager, “whipping shitties” was what we called spinning donuts in the parking lots with a car.

Although you’re correct, it could be attributed to the same shenanigans on a frozen lake.

I remember one intersection near my high school that always got extremely icy every winter… Some buddies of mine with drivers licenses loved to “whip a shitty” through that intersection. Basically, crank their wheel hard as they’re driving through the intersection and spin in a few circles while sliding through the intersection. I dunno how we never crashed a car doing that.

Awesome, thanks for the additional context.

spin in a few circles while sliding through the intersection

Okay, that’s a maneuver deserving this moniker. It probably looks as hilarious as the name itself. To say nothing of being a passenger in a car that’s doing it.

What’s going on with Minnesota??

I’ve never heard anyone call it anything other than doing donuts… and I live in Minnesota lol

Question which sounds more fun: doing donuts 🥱 or whipping shitties

Do I have to clean up?

That sounds really funny until you suddenly need to clean your car

I kinda want to live amongst a people who call it “whipping shitties”, but then I’m colorblind, so who knows where the fuck that is. But on the other hand, I was able to adjust the contrast on my screen, so that kinda bypasses my fucked up colorblind genetics enough that I can see where the whipping shitties people live, and that honestly changed my mind on the whole ideal of living amongst them.

Sorry, there are folks calling it “doing cookies” and people here are concerned with “whippin’ shitties”?

I’m colorblind AND lazy, where is it?

Rippin donies

Now you might only be able to get a couple rotations until the ice has had at least one night at twenty below. That’ll set it up real nice. After that you should be able to properly whip a shitty worth telling your kids about some day.

Is it even worth trying before that point in the season? You betcha!

Maybe if you’re the guy with a zamboni.