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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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    sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    #7

    Shoes not to wear when planning to commit a violent crime.

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    • J jaydee@lemmy.sdf.org

      Immediate murder suspect for any gruesome killings in the vicinity. Straight up looks like he misted someone with his feet.

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      sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Damnit, you beat me to it, lol.

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      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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        yardratiansoma@lemmy.ca
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        #9

        If that’s a tampon, what does that make the Japanese flag?

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        • yardratiansoma@lemmy.caY yardratiansoma@lemmy.ca

          If that’s a tampon, what does that make the Japanese flag?

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          tourist@lemmy.world
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          #10

          how big is the flag

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          • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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            Sunschein
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            #11

            “I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings…”

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            • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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              flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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              White on shoes is the stupidest fucking idea ever

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              • tourist@lemmy.worldT tourist@lemmy.world

                how big is the flag

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                barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                #13

                Critical Thinking Skills kicking in.

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                • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                  Shoes not to wear when planning to commit a violent crime.

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                  barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
                  wrote last edited by barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
                  #14

                  No, they’re your alibi.

                  “Digging my sick kicks, Officer? Alexander McQueen. Don’t even ask how much they cost. That’s the real crime.”

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                  • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

                    No, they’re your alibi.

                    “Digging my sick kicks, Officer? Alexander McQueen. Don’t even ask how much they cost. That’s the real crime.”

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                    sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                    #15

                    And at that point the pun is so bad you are arrested for obstruction of justice, lol

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                    • F flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works

                      White on shoes is the stupidest fucking idea ever

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                      BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                      #16

                      getting the white dirty is a mark of pride that you’re using them right

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                      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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                        #17

                        These are shoes that prove you have no issues putting your foot up someone’s ass.

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                        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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                          BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                          #18

                          Lightning NO!

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