N. 5
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Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”
Me *Points to porta-john
Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”
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I think a terminator arrived from the future
No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?
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I told the woman at the counter
low spice level. She said it wasn’t hot. -
Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.
What are four and five, then?
Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done.
Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.
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Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.
What are four and five, then?
We dont speak of number 4,
Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes. -
Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.
TARDISSHARTDIS
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No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?
Johnny Five?
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Went mumbo jumbo?
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King of the Shit post.
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Why do I love this form of modern art?
