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      kindaabigdyl@programming.dev
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      Just use enums

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        Empty string used to be like my own version of null pointer.

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          Dark times…

          Like -1 for an Int nil value.

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            The NHL banned the use of 00 as a number in the 95-96 season because they claimed their databases couldn’t handle it. They still are fools because this continues to be a banned number to this day.

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              lol I think this when I see “any”

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                panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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                Ah, the SQLite approach!

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                  driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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                  Kinda started using that with polars, force the scan/read schema as string, and down the road cast as the necessary type when needed. I’m calling it “just in time” data cleaning.

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                    Everithing is bytes.

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                      some of you have never programmed in tcl and it shows

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                        trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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                        Remember Tcl

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                          Simply make everything an array of bytes

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                              Ah, the SQLite approach!

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                              God, I’m so over SQL.

                              It’s great, but it is so old and shows it. Feels like 99% of my SQL queries are just cheese.

                              Works though, and quick.

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                                some of you have never programmed in tcl and it shows

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                                magic_lobster_party
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                                I opened a TCL script once. It’s use of uplevel scared me. I’ve never dared to return since.

                                For those who don’t know: uplevel is a command that goes up one level of the stack frame, and then executes code there. A function can therefore execute code in its callers stack frame.

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                                  Oh, you worked at Oracle by any chance?

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                                    God, I’m so over SQL.

                                    It’s great, but it is so old and shows it. Feels like 99% of my SQL queries are just cheese.

                                    Works though, and quick.

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                                    SQL is the only bedrock in my entire career. Its the one thing that has stayed relevant.

                                    SQL is great but when you start having issues processing what is actually going on, its fine to pull out what you need and throw another language on top (python, C#, etc…etc…). Getting it to work slow is one step in making it fast again.

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                                      Dark times…

                                      Like -1 for an Int nil value.

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                                      uranibaba@lemmy.world
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                                      Which language can nil an int?

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                                        Which language can nil an int?

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                                        valmond@lemmy.world
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                                        Just cast it. /s

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                                          SQL is the only bedrock in my entire career. Its the one thing that has stayed relevant.

                                          SQL is great but when you start having issues processing what is actually going on, its fine to pull out what you need and throw another language on top (python, C#, etc…etc…). Getting it to work slow is one step in making it fast again.

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                                          valmond@lemmy.world
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                                          Yeah it’s curious that it hasn’t really undergone some major changes or had some major challengers (except NoSQL I guess).

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