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@miffyhelen

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Hi I'm B3NN how can I help you today

@miffyhelen

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@TheBreadmonkey Can I please have a vegan recipe for dinner that involve roasted potatoes and beans

@miffyhelen

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@TheBreadmonkey Can I talk to a human please?

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@miffyhelen

Thanks Helen, that is a great question. It looks like you're looking for songs by.......The Human League. Here is a list.

Don't You Want Me
Dare·1981
Human
Crash·1986
Fascination
Now That's What I Call Music·1983
Don’t You Want Me
Dare·1981
The Lebanon
Hysteria·1984
The Sound of the Crowd
Dare·1981
Electric Dreams
Live at the Dome·2005
Mirror Man
Dare / Fascination!·2012
Things That Dreams Are Made Of
Dare·1981
Open Your Heart
Dare·1981
Love Action
Dare·1981
Tell Me When
Greatest Hits·1988
Heart Like a Wheel
Romantic?·1990
Seconds
Dare·1981
Louise
Anthology - A Very British Synthesizer Group (Deluxe)·2016
Life on Your Own
Hysteria·1984
Being Boiled
Fast Product: The First Years·1979
Dont You Want Me Baby
One Man in My Heart
Octopus·1995
The Black Hit of Space
Travelogue·1980
Darkness
Dare·1981
Love Is All That Matters
Crash·1986
Empire State Human
Reproduction·1979
Blind Youth
Reproduction·1979
Circus of Death
Reproduction·1979
Love Me Madly?
Secrets·2001
Are You Ever Coming Back?
Crash·1986
Only After Dark
Travelogue·1980
All I Ever Wanted
Secrets·2001
Louise
Hysteria·1984
Stay With Me Tonight
Greatest Hits·1988
Hard Times / Love Action
Dare / Fascination!·2012

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@TheBreadmonkey LET ME TALK TO A FUCKING HUMAN. THE BIN MEN WILL BE HERE SOON. OMG

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@miffyhelen

Thanks Helen that is a great question. Passing you over to our chatbotperson, Al.

hello helen how are you today would you like to purchase a new product or have we answered your question there will be a short survey at the end please choose one to proceed

@TheBreadmonkey Fuck all those people choosing set a reminder for bins. (Yes, that *is* an instruction.)

I chose option 3 because I thought this most likely to get me to a human conversation. Please. Please B3NN. Please help me.

@miffyhelen @TheBreadmonkey “Help me, B3NN Kenobi — you’re my only hope.”