If my first kiss was pre-transition and i am now a guy but i always had a guy brain, does that make my first kiss with a "straight" guy gay ?

It was gay for you and straight for him. You could say it was kinky.

Doesn’t matter, had kiss

Boku no homo

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Partially a reply to the comment just below this one, asking if they said “no homo”
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yes he is gay now he must register with the bureau of homosexual affairs and receive his blue hat

(sarcasm- everybody knows the hats are actually periwinkle which is closer to purple)

Happened to me! First love transitioned away from being a girl. To me I remember the girl I fell in love with. He’s a dude now, can’t take that away but he can’t take away from me my memories.

Depends? Did you say “no homo” first?

did you have socks or say no homo?

Whichever is funnier at any given time

See, this is the kinda shit trans people have to go through. They suffer enough.

I think I saw this episode of Curb your Enthusiasm

You all are way to fucking obsessed with labels.

The right answer

I don’t know much about that TV series. How is it relevant?

Hey friend, that is a good amount of words with very little punctuation.