Emissaries from across the land would bring all kinds of gifts, like diamonds and camels and even a gold-encrusted Apple plaque, in order to win the favor of the king.

Emissaries from across the land would bring all kinds of gifts, like diamonds and camels and even a gold-encrusted Apple plaque, in order to win the favor of the king. They would compliment his majesty by telling him he doesn't have a small di*k the size of a pencil. ️

"Wow, Adrian, Medieval history sure is interesting."

Actually, that happened last month, at the White House.

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