bored

At first I thought “Whaley Bridge for sale” meant that he has a bridge to sell you, but disappointingly, Whaley Bridge is just a town and parish in Derbyshire

I SELL BRIDGE! BUT ALSO! YOU FIGHT ME!

Trolling ahead of his time.

A throwback to the OG troll that wouldnt let you cross the bridge.

i bet i could cheers tony

This is why augmented reality needs to be a thing. So we can see these side quest markers.

Aww, Needs some of that proprioceptive sensory stimulation, but never had the supports to help him find healthy ways to do it. Poor buddy.