I have made one drink.

I have made one drink. (Dirty Russian)

I have consumed 9/10 of drink.

I would like another drink.

Unfortunately/fortunately (?) I've been catted.

If was here, he would have made me another drink. Then again, if was still here I wouldn't need another drink.

The alcoholic widow's paradox.

Pi got up of his own volition.

I have acquired another drink, plus snacks (cheese, seaweed crackers, and hummus).