When Jesus had a few waters into wines and you ask him to take the wheel

Bill Pullman nervous about blowing through that school crossing and needs to get another set of fingerprints on the steering wheel stat!

Jesus can’t drive a double clutch.

Jesus can’t double-clutch.

A few waters into wine is great lmao

Why is it sex-worker and not pedestrian?

Fucking weird shit

Funny to see this post just a few down from the news that the songwriter died.

It’s an excellent way to save a few bucks

I had never heard that song but growing up in Texas have legit heard people yell the phrase many times in fits of despair. But yea this meme came to mind after seeing the other posts about the singer

I’m not sure if it fits exactly but look up truckers and lot lizards