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Don't get mad, get even

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      underpantsweevil@lemmy.world
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      Every time this joke is posted, it gets funnier

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        greenshimada@lemmy.world
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        Woah.

        Hey, like, that’s not “we’re just having fun joke haha” stuff.

        That’s enemy for life shit.

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          “Huh. Replacement microwave turntable, 21 bucks with free overnight shipping? Guess I’m trying out that new Vietnamese joint tonight.” (whistles merrily)

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          • G greenshimada@lemmy.world

            Woah.

            Hey, like, that’s not “we’re just having fun joke haha” stuff.

            That’s enemy for life shit.

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            valmond@lemmy.world
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            Could have taken the plastic circle with the small wheels instead …

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            • G greenshimada@lemmy.world

              Woah.

              Hey, like, that’s not “we’re just having fun joke haha” stuff.

              That’s enemy for life shit.

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              jaydee@lemmy.sdf.org
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              I’d forgive if it were returned. It’s one of those ‘you’re my enemy until that plate gets put back in my microwave’ type-shit for me.

              Return-the-slab-type shit.

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                horni@lemmy.world
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                A new one costs like 6 bucks.

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                • J jaydee@lemmy.sdf.org

                  I’d forgive if it were returned. It’s one of those ‘you’re my enemy until that plate gets put back in my microwave’ type-shit for me.

                  Return-the-slab-type shit.

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                  lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  It’s one of those act like you don’t notice, then put mens nair in their conditioner bottle so they don’t understand why they are slowly losing all their hair. /s

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                    Catoblepas
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                    I once worked at a store that had a microwave that didn’t have a turntable. It wasn’t even the oldest piece of electronic equipment in the place.

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                      Smuuthbrane
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                      You overplayed it. You should have taken the plastic wheel bearing thing underneath the glass.

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                      • V valmond@lemmy.world

                        Could have taken the plastic circle with the small wheels instead …

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                        Smuuthbrane
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                        This guy gets it.

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                        • CatoblepasC Catoblepas

                          I once worked at a store that had a microwave that didn’t have a turntable. It wasn’t even the oldest piece of electronic equipment in the place.

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                          lifeofchance@lemmy.world
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                          Thats actually still a thing in the modern age. My friends have one like that. They got theirs new last year. Its also massive.

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                          • L lifeofchance@lemmy.world

                            Thats actually still a thing in the modern age. My friends have one like that. They got theirs new last year. Its also massive.

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                            Catoblepas
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                            Was it any cheaper than a regular one?

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                            • SmuuthbraneS Smuuthbrane

                              This guy gets it.

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                              natakunox@lemmy.world
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                              Are we not doing upper decker anymore?

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                              • CatoblepasC Catoblepas

                                I once worked at a store that had a microwave that didn’t have a turntable. It wasn’t even the oldest piece of electronic equipment in the place.

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                                eiri@lemmy.ca
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                                Microwaves designed for public use often don’t have them. I never really knew whether it’s because they don’t need them because they have more magnetrons or something, or just because they prioritize easy cleaning.

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                                • L lifeofchance@lemmy.world

                                  Thats actually still a thing in the modern age. My friends have one like that. They got theirs new last year. Its also massive.

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                                  ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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                                  Moving magnetrons are a thing these days.

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                                  • E eiri@lemmy.ca

                                    Microwaves designed for public use often don’t have them. I never really knew whether it’s because they don’t need them because they have more magnetrons or something, or just because they prioritize easy cleaning.

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                                    tetsuo@jlai.lu
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                                    Do you think this public microwave has a turntable ?

                                    It looks like it’s hard to clean.

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                                    • CatoblepasC Catoblepas

                                      Was it any cheaper than a regular one?

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                                      anivia@feddit.org
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                                      No, they are more expensive, but it’s worth it because they are much better

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                                      • T tetsuo@jlai.lu

                                        Do you think this public microwave has a turntable ?

                                        It looks like it’s hard to clean.

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                                        rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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                                        I’m going to start putting those signs on public microwaves…

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                                        • H horni@lemmy.world

                                          A new one costs like 6 bucks.

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                                          gigachad
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                                          But where do you find the right one fitting into your microwave

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