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    don
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    “Huh. Replacement microwave turntable, 21 bucks with free overnight shipping? Guess I’m trying out that new Vietnamese joint tonight.” (whistles merrily)

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    • G greenshimada@lemmy.world

      Woah.

      Hey, like, that’s not “we’re just having fun joke haha” stuff.

      That’s enemy for life shit.

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      valmond@lemmy.world
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      Could have taken the plastic circle with the small wheels instead …

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      • G greenshimada@lemmy.world

        Woah.

        Hey, like, that’s not “we’re just having fun joke haha” stuff.

        That’s enemy for life shit.

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        jaydee@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I’d forgive if it were returned. It’s one of those ‘you’re my enemy until that plate gets put back in my microwave’ type-shit for me.

        Return-the-slab-type shit.

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          horni@lemmy.world
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          #7

          A new one costs like 6 bucks.

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          • J jaydee@lemmy.sdf.org

            I’d forgive if it were returned. It’s one of those ‘you’re my enemy until that plate gets put back in my microwave’ type-shit for me.

            Return-the-slab-type shit.

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            lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            It’s one of those act like you don’t notice, then put mens nair in their conditioner bottle so they don’t understand why they are slowly losing all their hair. /s

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              Catoblepas
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              I once worked at a store that had a microwave that didn’t have a turntable. It wasn’t even the oldest piece of electronic equipment in the place.

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                Smuuthbrane
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                You overplayed it. You should have taken the plastic wheel bearing thing underneath the glass.

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                • V valmond@lemmy.world

                  Could have taken the plastic circle with the small wheels instead …

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                  Smuuthbrane
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                  #11

                  This guy gets it.

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                  • CatoblepasC Catoblepas

                    I once worked at a store that had a microwave that didn’t have a turntable. It wasn’t even the oldest piece of electronic equipment in the place.

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                    lifeofchance@lemmy.world
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                    Thats actually still a thing in the modern age. My friends have one like that. They got theirs new last year. Its also massive.

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                    • L lifeofchance@lemmy.world

                      Thats actually still a thing in the modern age. My friends have one like that. They got theirs new last year. Its also massive.

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                      Catoblepas
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                      #13

                      Was it any cheaper than a regular one?

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                      • SmuuthbraneS Smuuthbrane

                        This guy gets it.

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                        natakunox@lemmy.world
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                        Are we not doing upper decker anymore?

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                        • CatoblepasC Catoblepas

                          I once worked at a store that had a microwave that didn’t have a turntable. It wasn’t even the oldest piece of electronic equipment in the place.

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                          eiri@lemmy.ca
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                          Microwaves designed for public use often don’t have them. I never really knew whether it’s because they don’t need them because they have more magnetrons or something, or just because they prioritize easy cleaning.

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                          • L lifeofchance@lemmy.world

                            Thats actually still a thing in the modern age. My friends have one like that. They got theirs new last year. Its also massive.

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                            ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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                            Moving magnetrons are a thing these days.

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                            • E eiri@lemmy.ca

                              Microwaves designed for public use often don’t have them. I never really knew whether it’s because they don’t need them because they have more magnetrons or something, or just because they prioritize easy cleaning.

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                              tetsuo@jlai.lu
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                              Do you think this public microwave has a turntable ?

                              It looks like it’s hard to clean.

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                              • CatoblepasC Catoblepas

                                Was it any cheaper than a regular one?

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                                anivia@feddit.org
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                                No, they are more expensive, but it’s worth it because they are much better

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                                • T tetsuo@jlai.lu

                                  Do you think this public microwave has a turntable ?

                                  It looks like it’s hard to clean.

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                                  rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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                                  I’m going to start putting those signs on public microwaves…

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                                  • H horni@lemmy.world

                                    A new one costs like 6 bucks.

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                                    gigachad
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                                    But where do you find the right one fitting into your microwave

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                                    • G gigachad

                                      But where do you find the right one fitting into your microwave

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                                      horni@lemmy.world
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                                      #21

                                      Everywhere. Most of them are the same.

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                                      • V valmond@lemmy.world

                                        Could have taken the plastic circle with the small wheels instead …

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                                        greenshimada@lemmy.world
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                                        nah, not the same. You can still set small stuff in there and it might still turn. Taking the plate makes anything you set in there all uneven.

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                                        • G greenshimada@lemmy.world

                                          nah, not the same. You can still set small stuff in there and it might still turn. Taking the plate makes anything you set in there all uneven.

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                                          valmond@lemmy.world
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                                          So you keep it that way for years…

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