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  • Condescending Club

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    Don’t be condescending, that’s when you talk down to people.
  • Never Forget

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    And half of those links don’t even work any more, as the businesses went bust. So they paid $20k for a string of text that leads to nothing.
  • Why you are late? - Well.......

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    JeenaJ
    Is this in China?
  • *'What a weird period of time they lived in.'*

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    Yeah now I’m curious if morticians remove this stuff and like medical metal stuff when they prepare people for burial.
  • Please knock before entering

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    cm0002@lemmy.worldC
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  • Job Security

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    If you compare recent history to a hundred years ago, sure. Now, analyze the trajectories of trends from that recent history and extract where things are going over the next century.
  • i am not reading that shit at all😭

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    You need a picture book?
  • What's wrong, babe?

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    BlueFootedPeteyP
    Is monster really that color? Euk. Not that I wouldnt drink it if you put it in front of me.
  • Rs and Ls are tricky

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    Raoul DukeM
    I prefer McDowell’s.
  • Deep lyrics

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    A
    Literally The Sims having sex.
  • Grocery Segregation

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    Delivery price is cheaper than the fuel, prices are same as the store. It’s actually cheaper here, and it is also cheaper and easier for both the store and me.
  • Dreams are free!

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    C
    Do you mean the cup holder?
  • You shouldn't worry about things you can't control

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    I’ve found that I mostly worry about the unknown, and if I can understand what those unknowns are, I can replace the anxiety with dread.
  • Windows 11 summarized in a fake error message I made.

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    Ohhhhhhhb lmfao you’re right
  • Move Over Buddy

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    If you’re going to pass, you should speed up until you pass then return to whatever the limit is. If you’re not going to pass, stay behind the truck and slow down as needed.
  • Actual test question I got in a work-related training

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    I’m cursing Rest too.
  • [KristenPimley] Favorite Child

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    Dead end
  • Family Doctor

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    Idk, once there’s a third, that’s not a family anymore, it’s an orgy.