*'What a weird period of time they lived in.'*

Trixie, that you? As long as they had a good time

(Also because I am curious: do implants really last longer than human skin and organs?)

I mean to be fair I feel like various body modifications have always existed and probably will always exist. At most this will probably just look dated once everyone moves onto wanting spiky foreheads or something instead of bigger boobs

Funnier is that the implants might shift/fall and archaeologists will think people enhanced their shoulders and the back of their necks.

Then, there will be a subculture that does shoulder and neck enhancements.

“Damn that’s a sexy skeleton.”

Kristi Noem

Lol, I doubt we’ll let go of big boobs anytime soon.

as to them always having existed, we have old skeletons with stuff like this done to them, Im not sure some implants found with a body would be much stranger.

Haha literally w*men

At least we’re not doing duckface anymore.

wen mantis blades/cyberpunk stuff?

The real scary thing about those rings is that they can’t actually be taken off. Wear them long enough, and the neck muscles atrophy to the point where you’re incapable of holding up your own head. Take the rings off and your head flops over like a wet noodle.

Seriously the lamest boomer humor. I can see my angry conservative uncle posting this, nothing better to do than tear people younger than him down

Well, it looks like subcutaneous injections off silicones do see small molecules of it wrapped in vacuoles in the blood (though the injections are of fluids, so can’t be certain of the breakdown of more solid forms [https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6358378/]). Silicones do burn, producing silica powder, which means it is subject to oxidation-reduction reactions in some manner. Some silicones break down readily in organic processes. The wikipedia article notes clay as being particularly catalytic. The medical grade silicones don’t have even that little bit available for long term study (especially of the thousands of years variety you’d need for this picture), but I’d take a wager even they would eventually decay. Buuuut, the decay would likely be slower than skin/organs.

All alien archeologists will find on our planet is the KPg layer marking the asteroid impact that wiped out the dinosaurs … and another thin layer of radioactive rock and soil evenly dispersed across the planet that marked the end of our period on the planet.

Does this person think fake nails are attached to your bones?

She was sick and tired of them always falling off and got them surgically attached the last time she went in for her regular botox injections.