Microblog Memes

guy on the top right is a walking time bomb

Oh that’s much better than i initially understood it. I’m leaving for 2 days as well and I’m thinking about getting a live feed to see mine home… I’m only half joking

Definitely it’s best attempt to match Donald trump. Well, its best given the shitty prompt I’m sure it was given. “Be Donald trump, but make sure you’re understandable and don’t start unnecessary fights”, or something like that.

You are damned to succeed.

Typically no but I’m not willing to dive into furry communities to find out

I feel your pain 🫂

I’m 35 my parents are still around. Are they chain smokers in your example, do they frequently engage in free climbing? Why are they dying so young, what are you doing to them?

Oh, I didn’t mean to imply you did. I was just trying to explain a common misconception between the western and eastern understanding of what the peasant class was. In the Qing dynasty a peasant was far from the lowest rung of society, and relatively had a lot of potential for upward mobility. By eastern standards mao was in the peasant class, but you could still be a relatively wealthy land owner and be part of the peasant class. In the Qing dynasty there were 5 distinct classes and the order of them is pretty different from Western traditions. The first class is occupied by the emperor and his immediate family. The second class was for high government bureaucrats. The third were agriculturalists, landlords, farmers and peasants. The fourth was reserved for artisans and merchants. Lastly the final class and lowest in society was for criminals, slaves, prostitutes, entertainers, low government employees, and the military.

Their arms were actually about the length of human arms. It’s just the rest of them was very big but they almost certainly could manipulate stuff with those arms.

The biggest problem is when they don’t indicate when they’re changing road. They’ll be driving along and suddenly they’ll slam on their brakes and turn left, zero warning. They’re absolutely a nightmare on roundabouts. You have no idea where they’re going, so you have to just sit there until they’ve left, it’s the only safe way to handle them.

If you didn’t know The National Guard is coming to Memphis. Trump made a deal with the Republican governor without even giving the democratic mayor a heads up. He literally learned they were coming to take over his city bc he saw Trump announced it on TV. You know small gubmint. Memphis mayor says he got confirmation National Guard would be deployed from Trump’s TV comments

@tjsauce@lemmy.world the man gravity forgot.

He’s 2 he isn’t going anywhere on his own

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/269870

You must be new to dealing with MLs. Nothing “uncalled for” for calling out MLs that keep harping about social democratic countries having neocolonies, when literally these countries have none and some of these countries even used to be colonies.

“Socialism is when government does stuff like laws and currency.”