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Man fucks up longtime relationship. Friends don't succeed in keeping him from drunk-posting to try fixing it. Onlookers feel only scorn.

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  • O octopus_ink@slrpnk.net
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    downvote_hunter
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    Are we at the weekend at trump’s stage now?

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    • dandomrude@lemmy.worldD dandomrude@lemmy.world

      Is this satire? I really can’t tell anymore…

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      theneverfox@pawb.social
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      It’s frantic back stepping

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      • E Echo Dot

        What he famously wrote “covfefe” what was that supposed to be?

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        theneverfox@pawb.social
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        Coffee, but in a Russian accent

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        • T treczoks@lemmy.world

          So we should invest money in the US and then teach Americans on how to take away our business from us? All while those non-American “teachers” you so dearly need can and will be snatched up by the Nazi-US GeStaPo at random in order to fulfill some quota?

          Does nobody in that government even notice how stupid this sounds?

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          taldan@lemmy.world
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          He’s basically openly saying the US is trying to be like China when it comes to manufacturing (even though there is no possibility the US could compete due to extremely high labor costs)

          Not to mention he’s backpedaling from kicking out the specialized employees there to build the EV factory. American employees were going to be trained to build the EVs, but there is no need for Americans to need to learn how to build a specialized Hyundai factory. Absolutely no excuse for this other than incompetence

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          • S syltti@lemmy.world

            You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.

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            khanzarate@lemmy.world
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            Right? He doesn’t even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn’t a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.

            So if this isn’t AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)

            Sidenote: wouldn’t be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they’ve received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.

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            • K khanzarate@lemmy.world

              Right? He doesn’t even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn’t a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.

              So if this isn’t AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)

              Sidenote: wouldn’t be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they’ve received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.

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              crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              If the post was made by AI, wouldn’t it be…better? Unless it was prompted to write in this “style.”

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                fox2263
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                Well if you want to do that then you need to stop the things you’re doing contrary to that 🤣

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                • S syltti@lemmy.world

                  You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.

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                  zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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                  I think that an AI would’ve done a better job of making it sound like Trump.

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                  • O octopus_ink@slrpnk.net
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                    resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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                    Also, we will jail all political opponents.

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                    • C crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                      If the post was made by AI, wouldn’t it be…better? Unless it was prompted to write in this “style.”

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                      khanzarate@lemmy.world
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                      Definitely it’s best attempt to match Donald trump.

                      Well, its best given the shitty prompt I’m sure it was given. “Be Donald trump, but make sure you’re understandable and don’t start unnecessary fights”, or something like that.

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                      • O octopus_ink@slrpnk.net
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                        soup@lemmy.world
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                        So he wants to get other countries to bring their business here but also wants the foreign experts to piss off after teaching the US citizens how to do their jobs. He also, in the same post, tells them how the US will then beat them at their own game after they need to be taught how to play because they couldn’t figure it out on their own.

                        I’ll rewrite it for whoever actually wrote this: “We suck, and we can’t build talent domestically. The plan is to get foreigners(who, I would like to remind everyone, we do not want here longterm) to teach us how to do things because we cannot understand it on our own. Then we will quickly become better than them somehow.”

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                        • zarkanian@sh.itjust.worksZ zarkanian@sh.itjust.works

                          I think that an AI would’ve done a better job of making it sound like Trump.

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                          rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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                          Is it even possible to write like Trump without adding fuel to the fire that this post is trying to quell?

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                          • K khanzarate@lemmy.world

                            Right? He doesn’t even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn’t a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.

                            So if this isn’t AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)

                            Sidenote: wouldn’t be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they’ve received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.

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                            ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ
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                            Such a shame – I love a good em dash. Gives a conversational tone while looking much better than ellipses.

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                            • N nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de

                              As a former designer/typesetter/typographer, it pains me to admit that this is probably the case.

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                              ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ
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                              I’m no designer or typesetter, but I join you in mourning the em-dash.

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                              • O octopus_ink@slrpnk.net
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                                rezad@lemmy.world
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                                “Train your replacement” USA edition.

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