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  • I idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world

    If I’m not mistaken, dolphins can’t physically breathe through their mouth. Like, their mouth doesn’t have a tube that connects to their lungs. So figure 2 is the only way it could work.

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    Oh, I didn’t know that!

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    • C codpiece@feddit.uk

      Cool, so it would have to be 1 then?

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      Karyoplasma
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      No, needs to be 2. A dolphin’s windpipe is not connected to their mouth, so they couldn’t push air in 1.

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      • K Karyoplasma

        No, needs to be 2. A dolphin’s windpipe is not connected to their mouth, so they couldn’t push air in 1.

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        codpiece@feddit.uk
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        So assuming the dolphin can keep it balanced, what’s the weight of a trumpet and the force of the air required to make a note?

        So many questions that I wasn’t expecting today.

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          With their hands and lips, obviously… idiot

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          • C codpiece@feddit.uk

            So assuming the dolphin can keep it balanced, what’s the weight of a trumpet and the force of the air required to make a note?

            So many questions that I wasn’t expecting today.

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            Karyoplasma
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            They weigh about 1kg. The force of air is harder to answer as it’s less about how hard you blow and more about how loose or tight your lips are around the mouthpiece. But since dolphins can blow water several meters into the air, I’d just assume they can produce more than enough force to make a note.

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              grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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              Second one but it would be fashioned as a hat or an underwater helmet.

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              • K Karyoplasma

                They weigh about 1kg. The force of air is harder to answer as it’s less about how hard you blow and more about how loose or tight your lips are around the mouthpiece. But since dolphins can blow water several meters into the air, I’d just assume they can produce more than enough force to make a note.

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                codpiece@feddit.uk
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                But enough force to lift the trumpet perhaps?

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                • L lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                  As so often: the truth is in the middle

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                  psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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                  It’s all lead to butt tuba.

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                    doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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                    You missed a hole. Probably more likely to be able to vibrate but I don’t know much about dolphins.

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                      1, because 2 sounds& looks like this.

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                      • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                        But enough force to lift the trumpet perhaps?

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                        Karyoplasma
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                        They could lean against a cliff or something when playing, no?

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                          Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

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                          • lordsmegma@sh.itjust.worksL lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works

                            Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

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                            bakerbagel@midwest.social
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                            Dolphins don’t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

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                              erie09@lemmy.world
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                                𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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                                Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.

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                                • B bakerbagel@midwest.social

                                  Dolphins don’t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

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                                  icelimit@lemmy.ml
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                                  Superior design.

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                                  • I icelimit@lemmy.ml

                                    Superior design.

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                                    lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works
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                                    Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

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                                      1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                                      • lordsmegma@sh.itjust.worksL lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works

                                        Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

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                                        icelimit@lemmy.ml
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                                        Questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to.

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                                        • I icelimit@lemmy.ml

                                          Superior design.

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                                          no_eponym@lemmy.ca
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                                          As someone who regularly aspirates, I feel this.

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