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  • L lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    As so often: the truth is in the middle

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    psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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    It’s all lead to butt tuba.

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      doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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      You missed a hole. Probably more likely to be able to vibrate but I don’t know much about dolphins.

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        反いじ_め戦隊
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        1, because 2 sounds& looks like this.

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        • C codpiece@feddit.uk

          But enough force to lift the trumpet perhaps?

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          Karyoplasma
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          They could lean against a cliff or something when playing, no?

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            lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works
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            Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

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              Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

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              bakerbagel@midwest.social
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              Dolphins don’t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

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                erie09@lemmy.world
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                  𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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                  Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.

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                  • B bakerbagel@midwest.social

                    Dolphins don’t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

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                    icelimit@lemmy.ml
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                    Superior design.

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                    • I icelimit@lemmy.ml

                      Superior design.

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                      lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works
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                      Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

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                        oni ᓚᘏᗢ
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                        1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                          Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

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                          icelimit@lemmy.ml
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                          Questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to.

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                          • I icelimit@lemmy.ml

                            Superior design.

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                            no_eponym@lemmy.ca
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                            As someone who regularly aspirates, I feel this.

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                              3=1+2 self duet you ever think of that

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                              • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

                                1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                                BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                                Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friend’s nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL

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                                  Teacher do dolphins have embouchres

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                                    Questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to.

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                                    lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works
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                                    Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?

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                                      sam_bass@lemmy.world
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                                      Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

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                                        chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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                                        Here’s a carp playing a Western concert flute:

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                                        • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

                                          1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                                          chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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                                          Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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