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I haven’t played the metroid games yet, I really should.

This is my solarpunk dream.

I’m transitioning…to my super missile weapon, with the select button

They’re really great. I’m in the middle of Samus Returns on the 3DS while I wait for Prime 4 to come out.

The music is amazing, the art is gorgeous, I found most of the combat really fun… but I can almost guarantee you’ll need to look up a walkthrough at some point. Metroid is notorious for hiding really specific things you need to advance in nearly impossible-to-find spaces on these huge maps that you are constantly backtracking through anyway.

Make mine shoot country gravy please.

Well, ok, but I draw the line at them having more than 25 missiles

sure but can i have one too?

Can I just do the ball thing?

Only if you pinky promise not to give yourself head with it

doesn’t she like… turn to pure energy in there? hard to self-suck when you’re a plasma

Wait is this not what people mean by top surgery?!

Can I get a list of pros and cons before I make a decision please

Also please repost my comment if you understand that 0.01% of the human population is transgender therefore they only deserve 0.01% of media attention & rent-free space in everyone else’s heads

I believe in equality so yes

it’s not top or bottom, it’s literally a sidearm

Wishing all my trans homies be swinging a big and shiny new sidearm soon

I’m not seeing any pinky promises.

Packing heat or packing meat? Yes.