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The music is amazing, the art is gorgeous, I found most of the combat really fun… but I can almost guarantee you’ll need to look up a walkthrough at some point. Metroid is notorious for hiding really specific things you need to advance in nearly impossible-to-find spaces on these huge maps that you are constantly backtracking through anyway.

Make mine shoot country gravy please.

Well, ok, but I draw the line at them having more than 25 missiles

sure but can i have one too?

Can I just do the ball thing?

Only if you pinky promise not to give yourself head with it

doesn’t she like… turn to pure energy in there? hard to self-suck when you’re a plasma

Wait is this not what people mean by top surgery?!

Can I get a list of pros and cons before I make a decision please

Also please repost my comment if you understand that 0.01% of the human population is transgender therefore they only deserve 0.01% of media attention & rent-free space in everyone else’s heads

I believe in equality so yes

it’s not top or bottom, it’s literally a sidearm

Wishing all my trans homies be swinging a big and shiny new sidearm soon

I’m not seeing any pinky promises.

Packing heat or packing meat? Yes.

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Yesss!

Okay but you have to find the buttermilk upgrade on your own.

… Nevermind then.

When they can exist in peace, they will.

Edit: Spelling.

No assault projectiles