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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Oh that highway is gonna expand alright

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    betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    It’s the “(Drop your) belt and (get) rode” initiative.

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    • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com

      Oh that highway is gonna expand alright

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      macniel
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      Just one more lane, bro!

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        rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s the best way to ensure offspring

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          webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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          Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

          For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

          Wake up like everyone else

          • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

          • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

          • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

          • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

          • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

          End of the workday like everyone else.

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            venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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            Working harder than PragerU on getting that man pregnant

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              Only 6 times in 1 day? Honeymoon period must be over.

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              • macnielD macniel

                Just one more lane, bro!

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                aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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                “Why are you adding a lane, step bro?”

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                  gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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                  diplomacy is made in the sheets

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                    throwawaypermanente@sh.itjust.works
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                    I’ll have what he’s having

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                    • W webghost0101@sopuli.xyz

                      Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

                      For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

                      Wake up like everyone else

                      • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

                      • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

                      • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

                      • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

                      • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

                      End of the workday like everyone else.

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                      prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                      #14

                      Ohhhhh “meet.”

                      You know at least five of those six meetings could have been emails.

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                        Live Your Lives
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                        According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying “meet” instead of “mate”.

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                          baphomet_the_blasphemer@lemmy.world
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                          Three for each, or is one of them greedy?

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                            According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying “meet” instead of “mate”.

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                            Fuck u/spez
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                            #17

                            They really took this personally.

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                            • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deG gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de

                              diplomacy is made in the sheets

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                              boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                              #18

                              Diplomacy is the mother of strange bedfellows

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                                jaded_genie@lemmy.world
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                                So they are getting closer with each other. Concerning

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