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    snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Oh that highway is gonna expand alright

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    • A aeris@lemmy.world
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      betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      Better start hydrating now.

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        ExtremeDullard
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        And in Wuhan too.

        Those two will spread COVID everywhere again!

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        • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com

          Oh that highway is gonna expand alright

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          betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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          It’s the “(Drop your) belt and (get) rode” initiative.

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          • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com

            Oh that highway is gonna expand alright

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            macniel
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            Just one more lane, bro!

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            • A aeris@lemmy.world
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              rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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              It’s the best way to ensure offspring

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                webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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                Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

                For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

                Wake up like everyone else

                • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

                • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

                • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

                • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

                • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

                End of the workday like everyone else.

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                  venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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                  Working harder than PragerU on getting that man pregnant

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                    Only 6 times in 1 day? Honeymoon period must be over.

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                    • macnielD macniel

                      Just one more lane, bro!

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                      aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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                      “Why are you adding a lane, step bro?”

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                        gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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                        diplomacy is made in the sheets

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                          throwawaypermanente@sh.itjust.works
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                          I’ll have what he’s having

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                          • W webghost0101@sopuli.xyz

                            Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

                            For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

                            Wake up like everyone else

                            • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

                            • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

                            • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

                            • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

                            • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

                            End of the workday like everyone else.

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                            prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                            Ohhhhh “meet.”

                            You know at least five of those six meetings could have been emails.

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                            • A aeris@lemmy.world
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                              Live Your Lives
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                              According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying “meet” instead of “mate”.

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                                baphomet_the_blasphemer@lemmy.world
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                                Three for each, or is one of them greedy?

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                                • L Live Your Lives

                                  According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying “meet” instead of “mate”.

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                                  Fuck u/spez
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                                  They really took this personally.

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                                  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deG gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de

                                    diplomacy is made in the sheets

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                                    boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                                    #18

                                    Diplomacy is the mother of strange bedfellows

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                                      jaded_genie@lemmy.world
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                                      So they are getting closer with each other. Concerning

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