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Decided to dig a big hole

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  • M multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de

    Mandatory soundtrack:
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    friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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    YEAAAHHHH

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      efreetsk@lemmy.world
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      Are you a dwarf?

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      • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz

        YEAAAHHHH

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        fandangalo@lemmy.world
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        What about D-Tent Boys? https://youtu.be/-jpbCWcz2pk

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        • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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          feybrained@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Nice hole, dude.

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          • M multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de

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            lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            #10

            Thank you! That’s all I was thinking when I saw the hole.

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            • L lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

              Thank you! That’s all I was thinking when I saw the hole.

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              multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de
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              You have some autocorrect typo there:
              “That’s all I was singing when I saw the hole.”

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              • efreetsk@lemmy.worldE efreetsk@lemmy.world

                Are you a dwarf?

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                thepantser@sh.itjust.works
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                Maybe dog

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                  jaaake@lemmy.world
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                  That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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                  • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                    fuyuhikodate@feddit.org
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                    5yr old me: China here I come!!!

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                    • efreetsk@lemmy.worldE efreetsk@lemmy.world

                      Are you a dwarf?

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                      lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                      I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole.

                      *Someone posted a link so that was nice

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                        TomMasz
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                        How many of these will it take to fill the Albert Hall?

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                          raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                          Hopefully you don’t get electrocuted.

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                            TrackinDaKraken
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                            Should’a put a tarp down for the dirt.

                            You could hide things in there, like gold, or fried chicken, or a copy of Windows 11, or face masks. These are just a few things you could hide in that hole, use your imagination.

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                              three@lemmy.zip
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                              Based meth head.

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                              • J jaaake@lemmy.world

                                That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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                                angrycommiekender@lemmy.world
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                                Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                                  deranger@sh.itjust.works
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                                  Be careful. Holes collapse and dirt is heavy as fuck.

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                                  • H hobbes_dent@lemmy.world

                                    Came to ask “where post?”.

                                    That really is a shitty post.

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                                    PhobosAnomaly
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                                    Postcrete is the best invention since the barbeque tongs.

                                    Soft to rock solid in next to no time at all… giggity.

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                                    • J jaaake@lemmy.world

                                      That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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                                      0ops
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                                      Where I live the ground is rocks with the gaps between filled with dried clay. Literally a 2 to 1 ratio of rock to clay in some spots. Closer to a soft concrete than actual soil once you get more than 6 inches down. So the shovel doesn’t actually dig as much as it just scoops out the shit I beat loose with a tamper bar.

                                      Sometimes I feel like the only guy on the Internet who sees these digging posts and thinks “I’ve dug enough” lol.

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                                      • A angrycommiekender@lemmy.world

                                        Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                                        jaaake@lemmy.world
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                                        Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                                        • F fandangalo@lemmy.world

                                          What about D-Tent Boys? https://youtu.be/-jpbCWcz2pk

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                                          nailingjello@lemmy.zip
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                                          I’m lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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