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Decided to dig a big hole

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  • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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    feybrained@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Nice hole, dude.

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    • M multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de

      Mandatory soundtrack:
      Youtube Video

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      lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      #10

      Thank you! That’s all I was thinking when I saw the hole.

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      • L lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

        Thank you! That’s all I was thinking when I saw the hole.

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        multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de
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        You have some autocorrect typo there:
        “That’s all I was singing when I saw the hole.”

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        • efreetsk@lemmy.worldE efreetsk@lemmy.world

          Are you a dwarf?

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          thepantser@sh.itjust.works
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          Maybe dog

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          • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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            jaaake@lemmy.world
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            That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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            • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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              fuyuhikodate@feddit.org
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              5yr old me: China here I come!!!

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              • efreetsk@lemmy.worldE efreetsk@lemmy.world

                Are you a dwarf?

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                lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole.

                *Someone posted a link so that was nice

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                • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                  TomMasz
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                  How many of these will it take to fill the Albert Hall?

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                  • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                    raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                    Hopefully you don’t get electrocuted.

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                    • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                      TrackinDaKraken
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                      Should’a put a tarp down for the dirt.

                      You could hide things in there, like gold, or fried chicken, or a copy of Windows 11, or face masks. These are just a few things you could hide in that hole, use your imagination.

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                      • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                        three@lemmy.zip
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                        Based meth head.

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                        • J jaaake@lemmy.world

                          That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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                          angrycommiekender@lemmy.world
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                          Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                            deranger@sh.itjust.works
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                            Be careful. Holes collapse and dirt is heavy as fuck.

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                            • H hobbes_dent@lemmy.world

                              Came to ask “where post?”.

                              That really is a shitty post.

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                              PhobosAnomaly
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                              Postcrete is the best invention since the barbeque tongs.

                              Soft to rock solid in next to no time at all… giggity.

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                              • J jaaake@lemmy.world

                                That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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                                0ops
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                                Where I live the ground is rocks with the gaps between filled with dried clay. Literally a 2 to 1 ratio of rock to clay in some spots. Closer to a soft concrete than actual soil once you get more than 6 inches down. So the shovel doesn’t actually dig as much as it just scoops out the shit I beat loose with a tamper bar.

                                Sometimes I feel like the only guy on the Internet who sees these digging posts and thinks “I’ve dug enough” lol.

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                                • A angrycommiekender@lemmy.world

                                  Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                                  jaaake@lemmy.world
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                                  Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                                  • F fandangalo@lemmy.world

                                    What about D-Tent Boys? https://youtu.be/-jpbCWcz2pk

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                                    nailingjello@lemmy.zip
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                                    I’m lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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                                    • N nailingjello@lemmy.zip

                                      I’m lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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                                      fandangalo@lemmy.world
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                                      No doubt

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                                      • J jaaake@lemmy.world

                                        Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                                        affenlehrer@feddit.org
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                                        The difference between first and second degree murder

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                                        • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                          Hossenfeffer
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                                          You numpty, you’ve dropped your banana down the hole. We’ll never know how big it is now!

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