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I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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  • moosetwinM moosetwin

    SCP-597

    ::: spoiler unrelated note
    that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
    :::

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    kelpie_returns@lemmy.world
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    That was the first scp I have read in nearly 20 years and I am not sure if I should thank you or threaten you, so I’ll say this; I have your address and I hope you like tulips, you fuck.

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    • ? Guest

      Mom! This post doesn’t reach my extremely high quality that I require for the label of turd!

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      SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      #38

      I do apologize for having standards.

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      • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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        i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world
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        #39

        Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

        You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

          Nabisco™ Tits.

          “Hey, I think these things are responding!”

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          null
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          #40

          Betcha didn’t know

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          • D ddplf@szmer.info

            What are these, cookies for infants?

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            assassinatedbycia@lemmy.world
            wrote last edited by
            #41

            I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.

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            • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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              deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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              #42

              Are you at all related to Ed Gein?

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              • M manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml

                Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                potoooooooo ☑️
                wrote last edited by
                #43

                I recommend blue or purple.

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                • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD daggermoon@lemmy.world

                  those are some suckable cookies

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                  potoooooooo ☑️
                  wrote last edited by
                  #44

                  It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”

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                  • A aesthelete@lemmy.world

                    How was the orgy?

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                    potoooooooo ☑️
                    wrote last edited by
                    #45

                    The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.

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                    • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                      flango@lemmy.eco.br
                      wrote last edited by
                      #46

                      That’s just like Cassatella di sant’Agata.

                      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant'Agata

                      Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,

                      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festival_of_Saint_Agatha_(Catania)

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                        barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                        #47

                        The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? “L-vy Love” or something.

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                        • M manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml

                          Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                          barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                          Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.

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                          • I i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world

                            Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

                            You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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                            Signtist
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                            #49

                            All my homies got eye nipples.

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                            • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

                              Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.

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                              denjin@feddit.uk
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                              #50

                              Your core premise is incorrect

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                              • potoooooooo ☑️I potoooooooo ☑️

                                It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”

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                                daggermoon@lemmy.world
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                                #51

                                your mom is fuckable lmao

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                                  Betcha didn’t know

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                                  #52

                                  Sweet clementine flavor.

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