I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween
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Mom! This post doesn’t reach my extremely high quality that I require for the label of turd!
I do apologize for having standards.
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Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.
You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.
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Nabisco
Tits.“Hey, I think these things are responding!”
Betcha didn’t know
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What are these, cookies for infants?
I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.
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Are you at all related to Ed Gein?
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Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough
I recommend blue or purple.
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those are some suckable cookies
It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”
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How was the orgy?
The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.
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That’s just like Cassatella di sant’Agata.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant'Agata
Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festival_of_Saint_Agatha_(Catania)
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The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? “L-vy Love” or something.
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Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough
Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.
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Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.
You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.
All my homies got eye nipples.
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Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.
Your core premise is incorrect
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It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”
your mom is fuckable lmao
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Sweet clementine flavor.
