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Are the winter holidays the de facto human breeding season?

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      Most people live in the northern hemisphere, winter in January is cold and miserable for a lot of the planet. What do you think people are supposed to do inside? Play checkers?

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        comfortableraspberry@feddit.org
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        Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

        Edit: my math is off. They’ll have birthday in November.

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        • comfortableraspberry@feddit.orgC comfortableraspberry@feddit.org

          Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

          Edit: my math is off. They’ll have birthday in November.

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          lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Just for clarification: are we talking Valentine’s Day or is there a Valentine we should all know (if we don’t already)?

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          • comfortableraspberry@feddit.orgC comfortableraspberry@feddit.org

            Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

            Edit: my math is off. They’ll have birthday in November.

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            areakode@lemmy.world
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            I have a mid-November child.

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            • comfortableraspberry@feddit.orgC comfortableraspberry@feddit.org

              Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

              Edit: my math is off. They’ll have birthday in November.

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              ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Early to mid November is a tell-tale sign of someone being a Valentine’s gift.

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              • comfortableraspberry@feddit.orgC comfortableraspberry@feddit.org

                Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

                Edit: my math is off. They’ll have birthday in November.

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                spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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                Nope, that’s November. These people are ringin’ in the new year.

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                • Bahnd RollardB Bahnd Rollard

                  Most people live in the northern hemisphere, winter in January is cold and miserable for a lot of the planet. What do you think people are supposed to do inside? Play checkers?

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                  mysticpickle@lemmy.ca
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                  Maybe not checkers, but there’s jumping alright

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                    morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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                    There’s no “it’s too hot to have sex” in winter

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                    • comfortableraspberry@feddit.orgC comfortableraspberry@feddit.org

                      Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

                      Edit: my math is off. They’ll have birthday in November.

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                      lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                      Also some Christmas/New Years babies. Then just the general cold months not going out in the snow and it’s not sticky, so it’s a nice time to share warmth and snuggle

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                        Granbo's Holy Hotrod
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                        Happy new year for some

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                          PhobosAnomaly
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                          Obviously fuck all on television after Christmas.

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                          • M morphballganon@mtgzone.com

                            There’s no “it’s too hot to have sex” in winter

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                            anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml
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                            Wait till you hear about this global warming shit…

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                            • L lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                              Just for clarification: are we talking Valentine’s Day or is there a Valentine we should all know (if we don’t already)?

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                              cannonfodder@lemmy.world
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                              St Valentine. He’s pretty old, but he still gets around. The stories of him being executed in the 3rd century are exaggerated.

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                              • S spacenoodle@lemmy.world

                                Nope, that’s November. These people are ringin’ in the new year.

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                                comfortableraspberry@feddit.org
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                                Ooops, you’re right. Thanks 🙂

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                                • L lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                  Also some Christmas/New Years babies. Then just the general cold months not going out in the snow and it’s not sticky, so it’s a nice time to share warmth and snuggle

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                                  josefo@leminal.space
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                                  We have the same phenomena in the global south which is hot af at that time, so it’s more related to Christmas/New Year drunkenness imho. Or people not working and having more time to fuck

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                                    exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                    This data analysis seems to suggest that yes, July through October have higher birth rates in the United States, with maybe 10% higher births than similar days between April and June.

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                                      theyattering@lemmy.zip
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                                      There’s even a stereotype about it. Humans subconsciously tend to start actively dating in the fall. Something about having a warm body to sleep next to in the winter. I think it’s evolutionary

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                                        Wait till you hear about this global warming shit…

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                                        punnyname@lemmy.world
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                                        It’ll make extremes more extreme. More indoor cold weather fucking!

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                                          freshparsnip@lemmy.ca
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                                          I’ve heard that statistically November has a lot of birthdays, presumably because of valentine’s day. I was probably concieved on valentine’s day

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