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Are the winter holidays the de facto human breeding season?

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  • comfortableraspberry@feddit.orgC comfortableraspberry@feddit.org

    Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

    Edit: my math is off. They’ll have birthday in November.

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    areakode@lemmy.world
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    I have a mid-November child.

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    • comfortableraspberry@feddit.orgC comfortableraspberry@feddit.org

      Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

      Edit: my math is off. They’ll have birthday in November.

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      ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Early to mid November is a tell-tale sign of someone being a Valentine’s gift.

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      • comfortableraspberry@feddit.orgC comfortableraspberry@feddit.org

        Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

        Edit: my math is off. They’ll have birthday in November.

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        spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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        Nope, that’s November. These people are ringin’ in the new year.

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        • Bahnd RollardB Bahnd Rollard

          Most people live in the northern hemisphere, winter in January is cold and miserable for a lot of the planet. What do you think people are supposed to do inside? Play checkers?

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          mysticpickle@lemmy.ca
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          Maybe not checkers, but there’s jumping alright

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            morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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            There’s no “it’s too hot to have sex” in winter

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            • comfortableraspberry@feddit.orgC comfortableraspberry@feddit.org

              Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

              Edit: my math is off. They’ll have birthday in November.

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              lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Also some Christmas/New Years babies. Then just the general cold months not going out in the snow and it’s not sticky, so it’s a nice time to share warmth and snuggle

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                Granbo's Holy Hotrod
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                Happy new year for some

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                  PhobosAnomaly
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                  Obviously fuck all on television after Christmas.

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                  • M morphballganon@mtgzone.com

                    There’s no “it’s too hot to have sex” in winter

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                    anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml
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                    Wait till you hear about this global warming shit…

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                    • L lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                      Just for clarification: are we talking Valentine’s Day or is there a Valentine we should all know (if we don’t already)?

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                      cannonfodder@lemmy.world
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                      St Valentine. He’s pretty old, but he still gets around. The stories of him being executed in the 3rd century are exaggerated.

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                      • S spacenoodle@lemmy.world

                        Nope, that’s November. These people are ringin’ in the new year.

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                        comfortableraspberry@feddit.org
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                        Ooops, you’re right. Thanks 🙂

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                        • L lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                          Also some Christmas/New Years babies. Then just the general cold months not going out in the snow and it’s not sticky, so it’s a nice time to share warmth and snuggle

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                          josefo@leminal.space
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                          We have the same phenomena in the global south which is hot af at that time, so it’s more related to Christmas/New Year drunkenness imho. Or people not working and having more time to fuck

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                            exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                            This data analysis seems to suggest that yes, July through October have higher birth rates in the United States, with maybe 10% higher births than similar days between April and June.

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                              theyattering@lemmy.zip
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                              There’s even a stereotype about it. Humans subconsciously tend to start actively dating in the fall. Something about having a warm body to sleep next to in the winter. I think it’s evolutionary

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                              • A anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml

                                Wait till you hear about this global warming shit…

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                                punnyname@lemmy.world
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                                It’ll make extremes more extreme. More indoor cold weather fucking!

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                                  freshparsnip@lemmy.ca
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                                  I’ve heard that statistically November has a lot of birthdays, presumably because of valentine’s day. I was probably concieved on valentine’s day

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                                    empireoflove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                    The youngun’s call winter “cuffing season” for a reason.

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                                      quinnycoded@sh.itjust.works
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                                      oh that’s why I have 4 birthdays in my family this week

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                                        twobeesan@lemmy.world
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                                        Normies. Your parents fucked like squares. Not like me. Pristine. Delivered by a stork. Still came out of the womb just so I could ruin something.

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                                        • M morphballganon@mtgzone.com

                                          There’s no “it’s too hot to have sex” in winter

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                                          twobeesan@lemmy.world
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                                          Sweaty sex vs cracking a window when freezing

                                          Voting begins now

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