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  • ? Guest

    I’ll be honest. I never played DND and only know it from memes. I was trying to make a funny. 😔

    Edit: the rpg part probably stems from Baldur Gate 3. 🤷‍♂️

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    jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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    Heh, that would’ve been my guess. Nothing to be embarrassed about! Your joke worked. It was just weird to see all those concepts put together in a way they wouldn’t go in an actual game. (DND doesn’t have action points, for starters)

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    • B burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de

      Do you crit-fail your players on ANYTHING? I can’t imagine the dm ideas for how one in twenty swings should send your sword flying into the ether.

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      IngeniousRocks (They/She)
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      I crit fail my players on skill checks if they have a negative with modifiers.

      “Oh you rolled a -1 on your lockpicking roll? Sorry bucko, you broke your pick off deep in the lock because what you thought was a false set was your tensioner slipping”

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      • O ohmmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

        There’s no waiting going on tbh. This is like a group project in college, there is no intent to do anything but hope others will resolve things for you.

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        jhex@lemmy.world
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        #93

        Yeap… but nobody is coming to save anyone

        And here is the problem… nothing that Trump is doing could possibly end in a better situation for the USA, so when the shit hits the fan and the inevitable depression hits, the USA will do the only thing it knows how to do (specially under Conservatives): they will blame some other country and go to war with it and this time, hitting Yemen won’t do it

        Right now I am basically only hoping WWIII is not fought with nukes… that’s my best 10 year scenario

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        • 1984@lemmy.today1 1984@lemmy.today

          I didnt actually write or say that you do nothing. I asked you what actions you think would work.

          Its because I have pretty much thought about all of this before. No action that I can come up with will lead to any change. But maybe you have better ideas.

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          jhex@lemmy.world
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          Fair, but what you wrote is kind of worse… you basically assumed nobody can do anything about this

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          • C corelli_iii@midwest.social

            Bloomberg Opinion Section: “Total Tunnel Collapse Could be a Sign of Tunnel Instability”

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            randomgal@lemmy.ca
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            #95

            “Why repairing the tunnels would be devastating for the prosthetics industries around the mines.”

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              thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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              Pretty wild how when Jimmy Kimmel left the Man Show, he was replaced by rogan.

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                rhombus
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                He’s definitely also weak, he flip flops on every move. They would be further along if they weren’t handcuffed to a senile narcissist with one foot in the grave. OTOH they have only gotten this far riding his cult of personality, once he kicks it I have a feeling the whole party will collapse into infighting and not get anything done.

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                • J jhex@lemmy.world

                  Fair, but what you wrote is kind of worse… you basically assumed nobody can do anything about this

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                  1984@lemmy.today
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                  #98

                  Yeah I dont think anyone can.

                  Maybe someone proves me wrong.

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                  • M Muad'dib

                    I want the rest of the world to commit to a defensive pact against the USA. “If either of us is attacked by the USA, we will both go to war with them”. I want a pan-continental alliance. Let’s get Europe, China, Russia, South America, Oceania, and the Middle East in this. Mexico and Canada can join too. And I’m not saying I agree with Hamas, but they do have a lot of experience against American military hardware, and the enemy of the USA is my friend.

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                    DagwoodIII
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                    I’m sure that the same folks who couldn’t get Harris elected will be able to create an international pact more powerful than the UN.

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                      sam_bass@lemmy.world
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                      #100

                      And when that canary croaks, it’ll be another. And another and another, so long as we don’t have to get up off our asses and stamp out these evil fuckers and undo their shit

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                      • 1984@lemmy.today1 1984@lemmy.today

                        Yeah I dont think anyone can.

                        Maybe someone proves me wrong.

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                        jhex@lemmy.world
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                        #101

                        I’m certain no single person can fix this… but if somehow the USA goes into a General Strike, this regime won’t last a week

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                          resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                          The US has always been fascist, since Manifest Destiny up to and after WWII. Fascism is just now turning inward towards the people who never thought they’d see this end of the stick.

                          Still, despite all the hatred and forces pushing us apart and pinning us down, this is our opportunity to restructure the country and make reparations to those we’ve wronged.

                          Have radical optimism in the face of radical hatred.

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                          • 1984@lemmy.today1 1984@lemmy.today

                            It didnt create meaningful change. A person was killed. The opinions of his fans are only stronger now. So what did it accomplish, really.

                            Also, the moment people split into two sides and wont listen to eachother, and starts fighting eachother, you have the setup needed for much more meaningless violence. This is where America is now. Because you have been manipulated into it.

                            You can watch this video that actually explains it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azE7nqqQMmo

                            Please actually watch it. This is 100% what is happening.

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                            lumisal@lemmy.world
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                            Oh nah, I moved away a long time ago because I saw what would happen over a decade ago.

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                            • Brave Little Hitachi WandG Brave Little Hitachi Wand

                              Most disappointing line in the sand ever.

                              Ten years ago was the time to flip out about fascism. I can’t believe some people are still telling us “wait for it…!”

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                              lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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                              #104

                              Did you flip out yet? What, exactly, did you do?

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                                Bloomberg Opinion Section: “Total Tunnel Collapse Could be a Sign of Tunnel Instability”

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                                bignate31@lemmy.world
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                                #105

                                “Three New Tricks For Identifying If Your House Has Collapsed”

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                                • J jjjalljs@ttrpg.network

                                  Heh, that would’ve been my guess. Nothing to be embarrassed about! Your joke worked. It was just weird to see all those concepts put together in a way they wouldn’t go in an actual game. (DND doesn’t have action points, for starters)

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                                  But Baldurs does right? I played it for like 2 minutes 😂

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                                    doorbook@lemmy.world
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                                    wasn’t there news he got his italian passport for this exact reason ?

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                                    • C cptender@lemmy.world

                                      If the film/tv industry did this alone everything would collapse pretty fast. Cut off everyone’s entertainment and they’ll get pissed real fast.

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                                      ledivin@lemmy.world
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                                      You mean like when there was a writer’s strike and basically nothing happened and basically nothing changed?

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                                      • D DagwoodIII

                                        One of them dies and the rest of us are dealing with the consequences.
                                        .
                                        Look up ‘pyrrhic victory.’

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                                        ledivin@lemmy.world
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                                        Oh no, don’t give the nazi regime pretense for the things they already did and already were planning to do! That would be horrible!

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                                        • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksL lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works

                                          Did you flip out yet? What, exactly, did you do?

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                                          Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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                                          Very incisive question, thanks for asking. I left the country.

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