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  • Jo MiranJ Jo Miran

    I own a BMW EV. The latest update dialed the “lane correction” to 11. If you do not use your signal light before exiting or switching lanes, the vehicle will steer you back in your lane. It is the most aggressive “lane correct” default behaviour of any vehicle I’ve driven so far, almost as if BMW knows what is required to train their drivers.

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    alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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    #26

    Meanwhile BMW motorcycles be like “only 50 degree max lean? You ride like my grandma!”

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      glorkon@lemmy.world
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      “I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn’t like being spoken to in that voice.” - Stewart Francis

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      • T threeme2189@lemmy.world

        I don’t know how to say “boot” but for cars, in english. But you get the gist

        That’s easy, it’s pronounced “Trunk”

        Edit: It was a joke!

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        hadriscus@jlai.lu
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        No I mean to… start ? start a car ? that sounds too simple,… but I don’t want to look in the dictionary

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          33550336@lemmy.world
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          I love to drive my E46 (my guilty pleasure) and I confirm that giving a signal is an unnecessary burden.

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            No I mean to… start ? start a car ? that sounds too simple,… but I don’t want to look in the dictionary

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            NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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            #30

            I think this is kind of on the edge of definition. Historically, you’d say “start” a car, but these days with cars practically being computers…I dunno. Hell, my car is just always on. I just get in and go, I don’t “start” it at all. Occasionally, it has an issue and I have to manually reboot it, so…

            As a native English speaker, my answer is: I don’t know, it depends.

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            • N NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ

              I think this is kind of on the edge of definition. Historically, you’d say “start” a car, but these days with cars practically being computers…I dunno. Hell, my car is just always on. I just get in and go, I don’t “start” it at all. Occasionally, it has an issue and I have to manually reboot it, so…

              As a native English speaker, my answer is: I don’t know, it depends.

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              hadriscus@jlai.lu
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              #31

              Well thank you for this clarification

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                The automated steering motion doesn’t have a lot of torque and can easily be overpowered by just holding the wheel, at which point it will disengage.

                This is a fundamental design principle for automated driving assistants, similar to how the pedals overrule cruise control.

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                retro_unlimited@lemmy.world
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                Oh that’s a good safety feature then!

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                • H hadriscus@jlai.lu

                  No I mean to… start ? start a car ? that sounds too simple,… but I don’t want to look in the dictionary

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                  threeme2189@lemmy.world
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                  I know… It was a joke

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                    I know… It was a joke

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                    hadriscus@jlai.lu
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                    I think I understand

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                      Well thank you for this clarification

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                      NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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                      For what it’s worth, you’re 100% fine just saying using “start” haha. It’s just kind of weird with modern tech

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                      • N NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ

                        For what it’s worth, you’re 100% fine just saying using “start” haha. It’s just kind of weird with modern tech

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                        hadriscus@jlai.lu
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                        Thanks I do appreciate it. Once in a while I stumble upon a combination of noun+verb that I’ve seldom (or never) encountered in the wild and I just stand there confused (because it’s so trivial!)

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                        • H hadriscus@jlai.lu

                          Thanks I do appreciate it. Once in a while I stumble upon a combination of noun+verb that I’ve seldom (or never) encountered in the wild and I just stand there confused (because it’s so trivial!)

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                          NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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                          Of course! Also, I absolutely feel it, I’m learning a second language right now and it’s really opened my eyes to the utter weirdness of English, and more so just language in general

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                            Of course! Also, I absolutely feel it, I’m learning a second language right now and it’s really opened my eyes to the utter weirdness of English, and more so just language in general

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                            hadriscus@jlai.lu
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                            What are you learning ?

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