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  • W wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works

    While I appreciate the topological approach, I hold to a linguistic and practical reason for a hot dog, as it is usually eaten, not (typically) being a sandwich:

    1. what does it mean for a thing to be “sandwiched”? It means pressed on two sides, held together by the force of that pressure.
    2. what is the difference between a hot dog and a hero/po-boy/sub? Well, heros and po-boys are held together by the bread. You can turn them on their side, and they should not fall apart, because the primary force holding them together is pressure on either side of the bread. Hot dogs, at least in my limited experience, are defined by their toppings, which are placed atop the frankfurter, and held in place by gravity alone.

    As such I give my typology: if the primary force holding your dish together is pressure on two sides from a retaining material? Sandwich. If the primary force holding it together is gravity? That bread is being used as a trencher. As such, most hot dogs, most tacos, bread bowls and other such things are all basically just a version of a bread bowl or bread plate. For this reason, I call them “Trenchers”. Pizza is not primarily held together by gravity or by sandwiching forces, and thus is normally neither of these. Pizza’s primary force maintaining its integrity is the cheese and other sticky things holding onto any toppings. As such, pizza would be equivalent to toast with spread, cheese, and other toppings, similar to garlic bread. All functionally just “adorned breads”.

    So, to reiterate, I don’t disagree that hot dogs can be sandwiches, but in general practice, I do not believe they qualify, much like most tacos do not qualify.

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    pizza is a casserole

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      i know you just googled but is that an ai hot dog

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      The first one? Doe not look AI to me

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      • P postmortal_pop@lemmy.world

        Balkan grill

        So I looked this up and found a restaurant in Germany? The food looks amazing and I’m going to have to find recipes for half their menu.

        So the way this discussion is going, it reminds me of an old cookbook that describes curry as “a gravy laden with spices and made with the milk of coconut.” While the description conveys the details well, I don’t think any sane person would say gravy and curry are the same category. The issue comes from the difference in cultural meanings and the way languages steal words. My classifications are based off the mid western American concepts of hotdog and there for would not work outside of a region familiar with it.

        I guess the only good option to finally solvr this debate would be a latin taxonomy like we do for animals and plants.

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        Send me the name and place of the restaurant so I can check out how authentic their food is. Or I can send you some recipes.

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        • lime!L lime!

          no, translated

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          I see. Differneces between languages then. We only call lettuce the ones which are quite crunchy and full of water. Kale rucola and sinilar are just the name.

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          • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

            pizza is a casserole

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            #80

            An interesting thesis! Please elaborate, and then let’s discuss where the lines are between casseroles, quiches, open pies, pastry-covered pies, calzones/empanadas/gyoza and wraps/burritos

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              #81

              Taco

              a Mexican dish consisting of a fried tortilla, typically folded, filled with various mixtures, such as seasoned meat, beans, lettuce, and tomatoes.

              Google dictionary

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              • A asteriskeverything@lemmy.world

                Tacos have loose meat

                Those chicken strip tacos are liars.

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                look Gonzo i don’t know where any farmfowl titty bars are okay. i don’t even know if those exist

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                • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                  Of course the americans were offended the europeans had better sandwiches.

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                  only because they hadn’t tasted good bread before. whenever i’m in non-UK europe I practically live off of sandwiches.

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                  • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                    only because they hadn’t tasted good bread before. whenever i’m in non-UK europe I practically live off of sandwiches.

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                    I mean I sometimes just eat straight bread.

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                    • S stoy@lemmy.zip

                      Naturally.

                      I mean, this is a common prawn sandwich from us in Sweden:

                      You can get them anywhere and they not only taste great, but smell fresh and lovely.

                      Though, I can absolutely see a reason why this should not be allowed on a plane; shellfish allergy.

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                      i can smell that through the picture and i would like to come visit, have a prawn sammie and some gyro pizza please. would you mind legalizing cannabis for a couple weeks so i can visit and not die please thank you for your attention to this matter

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                      • W wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works

                        An interesting thesis! Please elaborate, and then let’s discuss where the lines are between casseroles, quiches, open pies, pastry-covered pies, calzones/empanadas/gyoza and wraps/burritos

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                        casseroles are jumbles held together with a binder (like egg, or cheese). some have pie crusts (on the bottom and/or top, example chicken pot pie). they are often one dish meals (the pizza pan) and often identified by their baking utensil (the pizza pan).

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                        • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                          The first one? Doe not look AI to me

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                          it’s the lack of deformation in the bun and the mustard looking like ez cheeze that’s uncannying my valley

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                            Well what is a sandwich? According to marriage webster:

                            two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between

                            Well damn, that sounds like a hotdog!

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                            • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                              casseroles are jumbles held together with a binder (like egg, or cheese). some have pie crusts (on the bottom and/or top, example chicken pot pie). they are often one dish meals (the pizza pan) and often identified by their baking utensil (the pizza pan).

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                              Fair. I personally think that a pizza doesnt quite qulify, but i see the logic. By this logic, however, all pies are also casseroles. I’m OK with this. However, where does an open-faced bagel with shmear fit? Or a calzone?

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                              • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                                I mean I sometimes just eat straight bread.

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                                i used to, but then i discovered the local olive oil press and, uh, i have gained some weight.

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                                • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                                  it’s the lack of deformation in the bun and the mustard looking like ez cheeze that’s uncannying my valley

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                                  https://oblizniprste.si/slastni-kruh/hot-dog-strucke/

                                  Here you go. Even the recipe to make it.

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                                  • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                                    i used to, but then i discovered the local olive oil press and, uh, i have gained some weight.

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                                    You switched to just drinking olive oil?

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                                    • W wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works

                                      Fair. I personally think that a pizza doesnt quite qulify, but i see the logic. By this logic, however, all pies are also casseroles. I’m OK with this. However, where does an open-faced bagel with shmear fit? Or a calzone?

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                                      i’m not a casserole expert but i think you need both filling and binder. Like a cheese egg quiche would not be a casserole but a cheese egg broccoli quiche would because cheese and eggs are both binders. So like with a chocolate mousse, it’s something else unless there’s chocolate chunks or nuts in that mousse. An open-faced bagel with shmear, is it one of those shmears that includes solids or is it just a smooth even shmear?

                                      i didn’t grow up in a house of pedants no how could you tell

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                                      • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                                        You switched to just drinking olive oil?

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                                        Keeps you regular

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                                        • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                                          https://oblizniprste.si/slastni-kruh/hot-dog-strucke/

                                          Here you go. Even the recipe to make it.

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                                          wrote last edited by heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                                          all i can think is that it must be uneven lighting. that draws attention to and creates deeper shadows on part of the photo (more obvious on the photo of the raw rolls) and covers up other shadows in a way that makes it harder to intuit depth on 2D images.

                                          thanks for the recipe btw!

                                          ::: spoiler just for fun. the difference between google translate and firefox’s built in translate.
                                          Here’s Firefox
                                          For 6 loaves
                                          500 g soft flour
                                          1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half fresh
                                          100 ml of lukewarm milk
                                          150 ml of lukewarm water
                                          30 g of softened butter
                                          1 and 1/2 tablespoons of sour cream
                                          50 ml of oil
                                          1 egg
                                          1 teaspoon of salt
                                          1 tablespoon sugar

                                          Here’s the Google
                                          For 6 croissants
                                          500 g soft fluoride
                                          1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half of fresh yeast
                                          100 ml lukewarm milk
                                          150 ml lukewarm water
                                          30 g softened butter
                                          1 and 1/2 bids sour cream
                                          50 ml of oil
                                          1 egg
                                          1 teaspoon salt
                                          1 suck sugar

                                          heh keep knockin it outta the park Googs. anyone know where i can buy some soft fluoride?
                                          :::

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