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    chessmasterrex@lemmy.world
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    Too many White Castles

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      formfiller@lemmy.world
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      Trump tower in a just world

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        Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn’t mix well with chemical toilets

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        felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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        I figured they were smoking the pipe and caught something on fire

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          i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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          Someone had a giant blue.

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            betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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            Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

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              capricorn_geriatric@lemmy.world
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              Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

              What are four and five, then?

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              • C capricorn_geriatric@lemmy.world

                Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

                What are four and five, then?

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                ekZepp
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                All shot together with five apparently. 💥

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                  He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp

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                  howabt2day@futurology.today
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                  FukuShrimpA

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                  • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

                    Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

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                    lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world
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                    Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

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                    • L lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world

                      Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

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                      betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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                      Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.

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                      • S sendmephotos@lemmy.world

                        Spicy food will do that

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                        greddan@feddit.org
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                        Not really, unless you’re severely overeating spicy things to the point that it damages your stomach lining. The more common scenario is eating rancid meat, that’s been camouflaged with excessive seasoning to hide the taste.

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                          St3alth
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                          Such a good film

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                          • G greddan@feddit.org

                            Not really, unless you’re severely overeating spicy things to the point that it damages your stomach lining. The more common scenario is eating rancid meat, that’s been camouflaged with excessive seasoning to hide the taste.

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                            tryitout@infosec.pub
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                            I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night…

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                            • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

                              Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.

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                              agent641@lemmy.world
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                              I congratulate you both for this successful social interaction.

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                                salty_chief@lemmy.world
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                                Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”

                                Me *Points to porta-john

                                Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”

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                                • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥T This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥

                                  I think a terminator arrived from the future 😥

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                                  whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world
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                                  No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?

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                                    bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                    I told the woman at the counter😢😢😢 low spice level. She said it wasn’t hot.

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                                    • C capricorn_geriatric@lemmy.world

                                      Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

                                      What are four and five, then?

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                                      herrvogel@lemmy.world
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                                      Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done.

                                      Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.

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                                      • C capricorn_geriatric@lemmy.world

                                        Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

                                        What are four and five, then?

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                                        steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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                                        We dont speak of number 4,
                                        Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.

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                                        • A aeronmelon@lemmy.world

                                          Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.

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                                          steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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                                          TARDIS

                                          SHARTDIS

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