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  • D dellish@lemmy.world

    Did Donald Trump just reply to me? That rambling story intertwining word salad, along with the misreading of DECIMALIZED has me convinced.

    Although I’m enjoying the thought of decriminalized numbers now.

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    bluewing@lemmy.world
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    OK, more directly.

    Worrying about about which measurements systems are best and making fun of them is for fools. Use the units that best fits that task at hand. And shockingly enough, it ain’t always Millimeters, centimeters, kilometers or degrees Celsius. Maybe it’s pounds, feet, miles, or AU’s and Light years.

    The US is a metric country. The federal government passed a law in the early 1970’s to make it so. They just didn’t pass a law forcing the change at a set time and date. They decided, for better or worse, to let the change happen organically. And change it has. Go in any grocery store and look at the food on the shelf, it’s all clearly marked in US customary and grams/kilos. I know every pound of butter I buy is 454grams. My whisk(e)y/wine, (choose the spelling you prefer), comes in 750ml bottles. A bottle of soda comes in 2 liter bottles.My FDM printers use 1 kilo spools of filament. We are all looking for that same missing 10mm socket just like the rest of the world. And no one gives a rat’s arse about how many feet are in a mile. Except surveyor’s and civil engineers, a very small and specialized subset.

    Did you know there is a error in what the meter actually is? And it’s been there from the very beginning. One of the guys sent to make the original measurements decided that drinking wine in sunny Spain was better than climbing mountains and dealing with bad weather just to measure some silly distance. So he fudged it. The error has been known for quite a while and never corrected. It’s still there even after the switch from using a physical item to define a meter to how far light travels in a set time, (now THERE’S a silly random looking string of numbers). Not very scientific or accurate to ignore the error now is that? I thought the metric system was better than that.

    Again for the slow learners, G20/G21 the machines don’t care and no one else should care anymore either.

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      general_effort@lemmy.world
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      People like you are the reason that they invented the guillotine on the very same occasion.

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        darkari@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        37 degree commie = 98.6 degrees freedom.

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        • F fridaysteve@lemmy.world

          The image in the OP literally says “British: hey guys, we developed a thing called the metric sy-” so your argument is with the creator…

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          hikingvet@lemmy.ca
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          Except I don’t hear british people actually say that.

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          • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

            i just want to call soccer “footie”. i still prefer sepak takraw though.

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            berengaria_of_navarre@lemmy.world
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            You Malaysian?

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            • deckname@discuss.tchncs.deD deckname@discuss.tchncs.de

              And the worst part is, they didn’t even adopt it completely. They were not even going the complete mile.

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              6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣
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              Whatever happened to going the whole nine yards?

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                ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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                To be fair it does help put into perspective how much of an animal (in this case deer) would make up as a burger

                I prefer measuring in football field turf rolls though

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                • X xistera@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                  But isn’t it very British to take everyone else’s shit and claim it as their own?

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                  aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  Only if it’s something really old and they can put it in a museum.

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                  • B berengaria_of_navarre@lemmy.world

                    You Malaysian?

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                    BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                    nah i just know a good time when i see it. played soccer (as I’m statesian) for ten or so years, but my team started absolutely dominating the local rec league when we’d start and end every practice with 15 minutes of sepak takraw.

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                      razzazzika@lemmy.zip
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                      Yeah but the 800 hamburgers are including bones, how many legit venison burgers could you make out of a average deer?

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                      • D damage@slrpnk.net

                        Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters

                        Hard disagree. The centimeter is the best measurement there is for everyday stuff, you can easily express both round values or weird ones, and don’t need to switch between two scales as you do with feet and inches (and the stupid fact that there’s 12 inches in a feet, wtf). Meters are for distances.

                        (this ignores decimeters, but I’ve literally never seen anyone use decimeters in my entire life)

                        BECAUSE THE METRIC SYSTEM IS DECIMAL AND YOU DON’T NEED STUPID CHANGES BETWEEN UNITS, MOST PEOPLE JUST SAY TEN CENTIMETERS!

                        Celsius is more objective, but when dealing with the standard sorts of temperatures humans are generally concerned with, Fahrenheit gives you more granularity within that range.

                        If you’re measuring ambient temperature, 99% of the time being more precise than 1°C is pointless, in a room you may have more variance than that from a corner to another, same goes for outside. For things where you need better precision you sure as hell wouldn’t be using the imperial system, and you could instead take advantage of this neat trick called DECIMALS.

                        Edit: addendum for everyday convenience: buying shit at the supermarket. The label expresses price per kilo but the packaging is in grams? You don’t even need to think about it. Drinks? They can even mix litres and kilos, no problem, the difference would be below negligible.
                        Here in Italy we usually ask for meat cuts in “etti”, aka hecto grams aka 100grams, so I look at a cut, I see it’s 35€/kg, I ask for 3 etti, immediately know it’ll be 10.5€ (ALSO BECAUSE SALES TAX IS INCLUDED ON THE LABEL FFS)

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                        StrongHorseWeakNeigh
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                        No, actually 12 inches in a foot goes hard. base 12 >>>>> base 10

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                          chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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                          The English measure weights in stone.

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                          • A acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org

                            the more metric the better. in that regard, the UK is better than the US. of course, both are inferior to any other country which only uses the metric system

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                            StrongHorseWeakNeigh
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                            Why do you guys have so much identity tied up in the metric system

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                            • robocall@lemmy.worldR robocall@lemmy.world

                              I guess the silver lining for the British is they have more familiarity with both types of measurements than the purests.

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                              obi@sopuli.xyz
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                              Except they only know the amounts/frame of references for the specific things they’re used to, so it’s not like they can do the conversion any better than the rest of us. Canadians have a similar (though different) system as well.

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                              • C chiliedogg@lemmy.world

                                The English measure weights in stone.

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                                Javi
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                                Actually we use both. For example, body weight is (traditionally) stone and lbs, but parcel weight is usually kg.

                                The same is true for length; height in feet, but stuff like room measurements in cm.

                                I think the only area where we’re actually consistent is traveling distance? All signs and gauges are in Mph rather than Km/h. In fact the only time I can think of someone talking about distance in kilometres, is to do with sports (IE a 5k/10k running event).

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                                  stoly@lemmy.world
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                                  It was an international group that met in France that created the metric system.

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                                  • S StrongHorseWeakNeigh

                                    Why do you guys have so much identity tied up in the metric system

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                                    acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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                                    misses the point completely

                                    it’s not about identity, it’s just fucking weird to meassure length in bananas, volume in how much water the puddle on your street contains, or temperature in how hot the inside of your asshole is on two different days

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                                    • A acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org

                                      misses the point completely

                                      it’s not about identity, it’s just fucking weird to meassure length in bananas, volume in how much water the puddle on your street contains, or temperature in how hot the inside of your asshole is on two different days

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                                      StrongHorseWeakNeigh
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                                      Says I miss the point and then straw mans an entire system of measurement. Seems like you’re just a little too invested in the metric system.

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                                      • D damage@slrpnk.net

                                        Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters

                                        Hard disagree. The centimeter is the best measurement there is for everyday stuff, you can easily express both round values or weird ones, and don’t need to switch between two scales as you do with feet and inches (and the stupid fact that there’s 12 inches in a feet, wtf). Meters are for distances.

                                        (this ignores decimeters, but I’ve literally never seen anyone use decimeters in my entire life)

                                        BECAUSE THE METRIC SYSTEM IS DECIMAL AND YOU DON’T NEED STUPID CHANGES BETWEEN UNITS, MOST PEOPLE JUST SAY TEN CENTIMETERS!

                                        Celsius is more objective, but when dealing with the standard sorts of temperatures humans are generally concerned with, Fahrenheit gives you more granularity within that range.

                                        If you’re measuring ambient temperature, 99% of the time being more precise than 1°C is pointless, in a room you may have more variance than that from a corner to another, same goes for outside. For things where you need better precision you sure as hell wouldn’t be using the imperial system, and you could instead take advantage of this neat trick called DECIMALS.

                                        Edit: addendum for everyday convenience: buying shit at the supermarket. The label expresses price per kilo but the packaging is in grams? You don’t even need to think about it. Drinks? They can even mix litres and kilos, no problem, the difference would be below negligible.
                                        Here in Italy we usually ask for meat cuts in “etti”, aka hecto grams aka 100grams, so I look at a cut, I see it’s 35€/kg, I ask for 3 etti, immediately know it’ll be 10.5€ (ALSO BECAUSE SALES TAX IS INCLUDED ON THE LABEL FFS)

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                                        impound4017@sh.itjust.works
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                                        Fair. I’ll acknowledge I’m biased here in retrospect. In particular, I’ve realized my argument for Fahrenheit (increased granularity) is directly contradictory to my argument against centimeters (too much granularity). Indeed, my view (however poorly conveyed) was that imperial units of length measurement, and the foot in particular, lend themselves to day to day estimation of size, as meters require estimation with fractions/decimals and centimeters require estimation in quantities too large to be reasonably accurate, so I was of the view that the lack of decimeters in common usage was a problem, but you make a good point that this is a fundamentally flawed assumption. After all, if you’re familiar with metric already, it’s not particularly difficult to just say ‘10cm’ and estimate in relation to tenths of a meter.

                                        Well argued, and certainly more impassioned than my tepid defense of imperial. Consider me convinced; I’m switching teams lol.

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                                        • R Rothe

                                          It is not best for “human related” issues at all, imperial is pretty bad for those as well, but because you have grown up with it it seems so to you.

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                                          impound4017@sh.itjust.works
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                                          Yeah, I’m realizing this is just a bias toward familiarity on my part. There’s several bad assumptions that I made in there which I hadn’t really given too much thought; bad practice on my part, I’ll admit.

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