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Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...

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  • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM moseschrute@lemmy.world

    This is a shit take literally. Why would I sit down to pee if I don’t have to? That’s more contact with the gross toilet.

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    schmuppes@lemmy.today
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    You have never had to clean a toilet yourself, have you?

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      You have never had to clean a toilet yourself, have you?

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      moseschrute@lemmy.world
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      I have. Men with bad aim. Skill issue.

      One possible fix is adding a urinal target. I’m sure you could implement a similar concept in a regular toilet.

      A urinal target, sometimes known by the specific types urinal fly or urinal bee, is an image or mark placed inside a urinal to encourage users to aim in a particular place so as to avoid messes and reduce cleaning costs.

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        beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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        If men have to put down women have to lift up. Morality is when the same logic is applied to the other side. Otherwise your being sexist and prejudice.

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        • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM moseschrute@lemmy.world

          I have. Men with bad aim. Skill issue.

          One possible fix is adding a urinal target. I’m sure you could implement a similar concept in a regular toilet.

          A urinal target, sometimes known by the specific types urinal fly or urinal bee, is an image or mark placed inside a urinal to encourage users to aim in a particular place so as to avoid messes and reduce cleaning costs.

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          zqps
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          Perfect aim still splatters small droplets all around. Try placing a newspaper next to your toilet.

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            Can people do what they need to do without anybody policing them? Seat up or down who cares?

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            Camelbeard
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            As a guy please leave it up, when I need to poop I really don’t want to sit on a seat with pee splatter all over. If it’s really unisex I think most women rather put it down than sit on a wet toiletseat.

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              the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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              Toilet seats are fully operational by anyone, (it’s true I checked). How about instead of trying to police everyone you just put it up or down yourself and stfu?

              Seeing this sign would ensure I go out of my way to leave it up.

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                As a guy please leave it up, when I need to poop I really don’t want to sit on a seat with pee splatter all over. If it’s really unisex I think most women rather put it down than sit on a wet toiletseat.

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                samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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                Why does it matter how it’s left when you’re done? All that matters is lifting it when you pee.

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                  Perfect aim still splatters small droplets all around. Try placing a newspaper next to your toilet.

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                  moseschrute@lemmy.world
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                  Ok this is actually a great point, and I’d like to pose another question. If you’re gonna pee standing up with the lid open, what’s the optimal angle to minimize splatter? I would love to see an experiment or simulation to find the optimal angle.

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                  • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS samus12345@sh.itjust.works

                    Why does it matter how it’s left when you’re done? All that matters is lifting it when you pee.

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                    Camelbeard
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                    Well yeah, but way too many lazy guys just pee.

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                      Well yeah, but way too many lazy guys just pee.

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                      samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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                      Okay, that’s gross. It wouldn’t even occur to me to not lift the seat first.

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                        mintyfresh@lemmy.world
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                        I only piss in sinks and showers. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

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                        • mintyfresh@lemmy.worldM mintyfresh@lemmy.world

                          I only piss in sinks and showers. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

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                          The gentlemanly thing would be to keep it in your pants, like I do.

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                            Toilet seats are fully operational by anyone, (it’s true I checked). How about instead of trying to police everyone you just put it up or down yourself and stfu?

                            Seeing this sign would ensure I go out of my way to leave it up.

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                            entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                            Thats a spicy take. You know the seat being down is more than convenience, right? It’s extremely unhygienic to flush an open toilet let alone the dangers of small children falling in. I recognize a public space is less likely to have a child small enough and unattended to worry significantly about.

                            We live in a society and all that. Personal responsibility only works if you err on the side of caution. If there is a default setting to a toilet seat and cover it would be down and closed. Otherwise, why put one on at all.

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                              If men have to put down women have to lift up. Morality is when the same logic is applied to the other side. Otherwise your being sexist and prejudice.

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                              tomi000@lemmy.world
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                              Yes because men can only shit while standing. Are you reading your own bullshit?

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                                Yes because men can only shit while standing. Are you reading your own bullshit?

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                                beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                Nah but you are if we shit the seat is down. Think before you speak.

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                                • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS samus12345@sh.itjust.works

                                  Okay, that’s gross. It wouldn’t even occur to me to not lift the seat first.

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                                  tomenzgg@midwest.social
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                                  It really helps to explain all the folks who’re fans of sink peeing, when you think about it.

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                                  • potoooooooo ☑️I potoooooooo ☑️

                                    The gentlemanly thing would be to keep it in your pants, like I do.

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                                    mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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                                    you piss in your pants?

                                    that’s gotta get gross quickly

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                                    • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                                      Nah but you are if we shit the seat is down. Think before you speak.

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                                      tomi000@lemmy.world
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                                      So why should women put the seat up if they cant know if youre gonna shit or piss. Why dont you try that thinking before speaking thing yourself for once?

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                                      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM mojofrododojo@lemmy.world

                                        you piss in your pants?

                                        that’s gotta get gross quickly

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                                        Because it’s so much better to just leave the piss lying about elsewhere? Just pull on your big boy panties and piss yourself. It’s fine.

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                                        • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS samus12345@sh.itjust.works

                                          Okay, that’s gross. It wouldn’t even occur to me to not lift the seat first.

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                                          Camelbeard
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                                          I have a 5 year old kid that only wants to pee standing but (despite me telling him not to) he never lifts the seat. Unfortunately some guys never seem to grow beyond 5 years old…

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