Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...

Toilet seats are fully operational by anyone, (it’s true I checked). How about instead of trying to police everyone you just put it up or down yourself and stfu?

Seeing this sign would ensure I go out of my way to leave it up.

Why does it matter how it’s left when you’re done? All that matters is lifting it when you pee.

Ok this is actually a great point, and I’d like to pose another question. If you’re gonna pee standing up with the lid open, what’s the optimal angle to minimize splatter? I would love to see an experiment or simulation to find the optimal angle.

Well yeah, but way too many lazy guys just pee.

Okay, that’s gross. It wouldn’t even occur to me to not lift the seat first.

I only piss in sinks and showers. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

The gentlemanly thing would be to keep it in your pants, like I do.

Thats a spicy take. You know the seat being down is more than convenience, right? It’s extremely unhygienic to flush an open toilet let alone the dangers of small children falling in. I recognize a public space is less likely to have a child small enough and unattended to worry significantly about.

We live in a society and all that. Personal responsibility only works if you err on the side of caution. If there is a default setting to a toilet seat and cover it would be down and closed. Otherwise, why put one on at all.

Yes because men can only shit while standing. Are you reading your own bullshit?

Nah but you are if we shit the seat is down. Think before you speak.

It really helps to explain all the folks who’re fans of sink peeing, when you think about it.

you piss in your pants?

that’s gotta get gross quickly

So why should women put the seat up if they cant know if youre gonna shit or piss. Why dont you try that thinking before speaking thing yourself for once?

Because it’s so much better to just leave the piss lying about elsewhere? Just pull on your big boy panties and piss yourself. It’s fine.

I have a 5 year old kid that only wants to pee standing but (despite me telling him not to) he never lifts the seat. Unfortunately some guys never seem to grow beyond 5 years old…

You don’t? That’s a moronic take. We lift we drop we don’t bitch about it. Only a petty fuck would make the seat being pre-prepared for thier specifications an issue. Still haven’t used your brain eh.

Aim for flat angles on the porcelain, I guess.

I can make it even simpler for you, because you dont seem to get basic logic.

Case 1: Woman uses the bathroom -> the seat is down -> everyone can use it as is.
Case 2: Man pisses while standing -> the seat is up -> woman needs to lower it 100%, man only when sitting down next time.

Also thats not even the issue. A toilet seat if fucking filthy. Forcing someone else to touch it just because you are too lazy to lower it yourself after using it for yourself is as selfish as it gets.

I dont think this will get through to you but maybe you can stop and think about it for 10s. Why make life hard fpr other people for your own benefit? Maybe thats your egotistic worldview and you see yourself as an alpha or whatever bs, but if not your take doesnt make any sense.

Dum dum what do you think men do when we lift the toilet seat? Stop thinking about “ew I have to touch the toilet” and just stop policing ppl shitting. Fucking repedocan mindset rules for thee not for me. But you can’t imagine a world where you have to do what others do.