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  • X xistera@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    But isn’t it very British to take everyone else’s shit and claim it as their own?

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    knowone
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    #92

    Very true. It’s also a very French thing too though, to be fair

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    • J Javi

      Actually we use both. For example, body weight is (traditionally) stone and lbs, but parcel weight is usually kg.

      The same is true for length; height in feet, but stuff like room measurements in cm.

      I think the only area where we’re actually consistent is traveling distance? All signs and gauges are in Mph rather than Km/h. In fact the only time I can think of someone talking about distance in kilometres, is to do with sports (IE a 5k/10k running event).

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      meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works
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      Brits should never lecture someone on having a sane measurement system when even Americans are more consistent.

      Like say what you want but a pound is a pound whether it’s at the grocery store or on my bathroom scale.

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      • M meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works

        Brits should never lecture someone on having a sane measurement system when even Americans are more consistent.

        Like say what you want but a pound is a pound whether it’s at the grocery store or on my bathroom scale.

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        Javi
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        Do you think lbs change depending on what we’re measuring? A lb is a lb here too…

        I’d argue a comprehension of both metric and imperial is superior, as well as provides insight into which the inferior measurement is, but you do you mate.

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        • A armchairace1944@discuss.online

          In Canada, which transitioned to metric in the 70s and 80s, people’s height are still measured in feet in casual conversation. Weights for groceries still often have lbs and kgs with them.

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          Javi
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          Glad to hear we’re not the only country with an imperial hangover! Our experience is pretty much the same. Bathroom scales, gym weights etc all have both kg and lb on them. Over time society here does seem to be shifting more toward metric; most people tend to know their height in both these days, whereas 20 years ago it would have been predominantly ft rather than cm.

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          • S StrongHorseWeakNeigh

            Says I miss the point and then straw mans an entire system of measurement. Seems like you’re just a little too invested in the metric system.

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            acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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            I merely compared the idiotic randomness behind the imperial system to those behind my made up measurement system, showing that both are similarly stupid

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            • A armchairace1944@discuss.online

              The British didn’t even begin to adopt the metric system until in the last third of the 20th century or so, and even then thr transition was not immediate.

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              stoly@lemmy.world
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              Or complete

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                notmyoldredditname@lemmy.world
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                Shit, did we move on from Giraffes?

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                • R razzazzika@lemmy.zip

                  Yeah but the 800 hamburgers are including bones, how many legit venison burgers could you make out of a average deer?

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                  korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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                  I have seen American food standards, it’s 800.

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                  • D darkari@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                    37 degree commie = 98.6 degrees freedom.

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                    korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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                    310.15 degrees King

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                    • infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comI infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                      The British have a stupid mix of Imperial and metric. We usually measure distance in meters/centimeters but feet and inches are still used fairly regularly especially if you’re measuring the height of a person. Large distances are usually measured in miles unless you’re going for a run in which case you probably use km. Then you go for a drive and measure your speed in miles per hour, and your fuel efficiency in miles per gallon. Except you now need to fill up so you go to the petrol station where the prices are listed in pence per litre. Most other liquids are also measured in litres unless you’re buying milk or beer.

                      Then if you’re weighing things you probably use metric, unless you’re weighing a person or you’re an old person cooking. Temperature is also measured in celcius unless you’re old.

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                      korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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                      Beer depends on where you get it. Bottle/can? ml. Glass at the pub? Pint.

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                      • K knowone

                        And the size of your land in acres/hectares. And a lot of ingredients in cups (which has never been a set amount in the UK since its beginning). And distance sometimes in yards

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                        korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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                        If you are nobility perhaps, I only have 37 miliacres if you combine the house as well as the garden.

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                        • I impound4017@sh.itjust.works

                          Fair. I’ll acknowledge I’m biased here in retrospect. In particular, I’ve realized my argument for Fahrenheit (increased granularity) is directly contradictory to my argument against centimeters (too much granularity). Indeed, my view (however poorly conveyed) was that imperial units of length measurement, and the foot in particular, lend themselves to day to day estimation of size, as meters require estimation with fractions/decimals and centimeters require estimation in quantities too large to be reasonably accurate, so I was of the view that the lack of decimeters in common usage was a problem, but you make a good point that this is a fundamentally flawed assumption. After all, if you’re familiar with metric already, it’s not particularly difficult to just say ‘10cm’ and estimate in relation to tenths of a meter.

                          Well argued, and certainly more impassioned than my tepid defense of imperial. Consider me convinced; I’m switching teams lol.

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                          damage@slrpnk.net
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                          Good! Here your kilo of sea-level water, use it wisely.

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                          • S StrongHorseWeakNeigh

                            No, actually 12 inches in a foot goes hard. base 12 >>>>> base 10

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                            damage@slrpnk.net
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                            I mean if we used 12 numerals it could be good, but we don’t, so…

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                            • A acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org

                              I merely compared the idiotic randomness behind the imperial system to those behind my made up measurement system, showing that both are similarly stupid

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                              StrongHorseWeakNeigh
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                              You think you’re proving me wrong but you actually keep proving me right. Why is this so personal to you?

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                                this@sh.itjust.works
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                                I’m just an American but I feel this is probably offensive to French people.

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                                • D damage@slrpnk.net

                                  I mean if we used 12 numerals it could be good, but we don’t, so…

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                                  StrongHorseWeakNeigh
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                                  Even using 10 numerals, it’s way better for dividing. It divides into 2, 3, 4, and 6 evenly. You only get 2 and 5 with base 10 units.

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