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I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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  • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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    jacklsauce@lemmy.world
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    Eye don’t see the issue

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    • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

      2006 Facebook level memes are the worst.

      OP should spend more time sharing his wife and less time shitposting.

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      Oh no, some shit got in my shit post, however will we deal with his inhumane travesty.

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        Oh no, some shit got in my shit post, however will we deal with his inhumane travesty.

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        SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        There’s shitposts and shitty shitposts and this is like pulling out and being hit with Taco Bell diarrhea.

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        • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

          There’s shitposts and shitty shitposts and this is like pulling out and being hit with Taco Bell diarrhea.

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          Mom! This post doesn’t reach my extremely high quality that I require for the label of turd!

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          • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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            kelpie_returns@lemmy.world
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            Mmm…did you tho??

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            • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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              bdot@lemmy.world
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              you could call them cup cakes

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              • B bdot@lemmy.world

                you could call them cup cakes

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                resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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                D-cupcakes.

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                • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                  partial_accumen
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                  “eye ball” cookies

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                    zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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                    These would pair well with vaginger snaps

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                    • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                      Devolution
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                      Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.

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                      • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                        stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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                        Just save them for the adult party.

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                        • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                          Krafty Kactus
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                          My eyes are down here

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                          • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                            aesthelete@lemmy.world
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                            How was the orgy?

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                            • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                              moosetwin
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                              SCP-597

                              ::: spoiler unrelated note
                              that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
                              :::

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                                fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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                                No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!

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                                • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

                                  They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was first posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.

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                                  treczoks@lemmy.world
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                                  They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change…

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                                  • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                                    ddplf@szmer.info
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                                    What are these, cookies for infants?

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                                      waitthisisntreddit@lemmy.world
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                                      Thats no titty, that’s a moob!

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                                      • B bdot@lemmy.world

                                        you could call them cup cakes

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                                        sam_bass@lemmy.world
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                                        B cup cakes

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                                        • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                                          daggermoon@lemmy.world
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                                          those are some suckable cookies

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