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I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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    Oh no, some shit got in my shit post, however will we deal with his inhumane travesty.

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    SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    There’s shitposts and shitty shitposts and this is like pulling out and being hit with Taco Bell diarrhea.

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      There’s shitposts and shitty shitposts and this is like pulling out and being hit with Taco Bell diarrhea.

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      Mom! This post doesn’t reach my extremely high quality that I require for the label of turd!

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        kelpie_returns@lemmy.world
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        Mmm…did you tho??

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          bdot@lemmy.world
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          you could call them cup cakes

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          • B bdot@lemmy.world

            you could call them cup cakes

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            resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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            D-cupcakes.

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              partial_accumen
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              “eye ball” cookies

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                zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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                These would pair well with vaginger snaps

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                  Devolution
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                  Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.

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                    stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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                    Just save them for the adult party.

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                      Krafty Kactus
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                      My eyes are down here

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                        aesthelete@lemmy.world
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                        How was the orgy?

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                          moosetwin
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                          SCP-597

                          ::: spoiler unrelated note
                          that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
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                            fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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                            No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!

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                              They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was first posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.

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                              treczoks@lemmy.world
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                              They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change…

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                                ddplf@szmer.info
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                                What are these, cookies for infants?

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                                  waitthisisntreddit@lemmy.world
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                                  Thats no titty, that’s a moob!

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                                    you could call them cup cakes

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                                    sam_bass@lemmy.world
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                                    B cup cakes

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                                      daggermoon@lemmy.world
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                                      those are some suckable cookies

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                                        raiderkev@lemmy.world
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                                        Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)

                                        Youtube Video

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                                          manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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                                          Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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