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I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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  • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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    zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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    These would pair well with vaginger snaps

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    • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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      Devolution
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      Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.

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      • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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        stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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        Just save them for the adult party.

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          My eyes are down here

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          • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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            aesthelete@lemmy.world
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            How was the orgy?

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            • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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              SCP-597

              ::: spoiler unrelated note
              that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
              :::

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              • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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                No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!

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                • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

                  They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was first posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.

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                  treczoks@lemmy.world
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                  They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change…

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                    ddplf@szmer.info
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                    What are these, cookies for infants?

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                    • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                      waitthisisntreddit@lemmy.world
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                      Thats no titty, that’s a moob!

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                      • B bdot@lemmy.world

                        you could call them cup cakes

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                        sam_bass@lemmy.world
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                        B cup cakes

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                        • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                          those are some suckable cookies

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                            raiderkev@lemmy.world
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                            Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)

                            Youtube Video

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                              manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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                              Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                                agent641@lemmy.world
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                                Everything reminds me of her

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                                  ckmnstr@lemmy.world
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                                  I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

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                                    billwashere
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                                    Now you just need some milk.

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                                    • moosetwinM moosetwin

                                      SCP-597

                                      ::: spoiler unrelated note
                                      that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
                                      :::

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                                      kelpie_returns@lemmy.world
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                                      That was the first scp I have read in nearly 20 years and I am not sure if I should thank you or threaten you, so I’ll say this; I have your address and I hope you like tulips, you fuck.

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                                      • ? Guest

                                        Mom! This post doesn’t reach my extremely high quality that I require for the label of turd!

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                                        SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                                        I do apologize for having standards.

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                                          i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world
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                                          Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

                                          You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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