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I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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  • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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    fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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    No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!

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    • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

      They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was first posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.

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      treczoks@lemmy.world
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      They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change…

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      • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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        ddplf@szmer.info
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        What are these, cookies for infants?

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          waitthisisntreddit@lemmy.world
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          Thats no titty, that’s a moob!

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          • B bdot@lemmy.world

            you could call them cup cakes

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            sam_bass@lemmy.world
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            B cup cakes

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            • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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              daggermoon@lemmy.world
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              those are some suckable cookies

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              • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                raiderkev@lemmy.world
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                Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)

                Youtube Video

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                • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                  manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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                  Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                    agent641@lemmy.world
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                    Everything reminds me of her

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                      ckmnstr@lemmy.world
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                      I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

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                        billwashere
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                        Now you just need some milk.

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                        • moosetwinM moosetwin

                          SCP-597

                          ::: spoiler unrelated note
                          that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
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                          kelpie_returns@lemmy.world
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                          That was the first scp I have read in nearly 20 years and I am not sure if I should thank you or threaten you, so I’ll say this; I have your address and I hope you like tulips, you fuck.

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                            Mom! This post doesn’t reach my extremely high quality that I require for the label of turd!

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                            SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                            I do apologize for having standards.

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                              i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world
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                              Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

                              You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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                                Nabisco™ Tits.

                                “Hey, I think these things are responding!”

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                                Betcha didn’t know

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                                  What are these, cookies for infants?

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                                  assassinatedbycia@lemmy.world
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                                  I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.

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                                    deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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                                    Are you at all related to Ed Gein?

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                                    • M manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml

                                      Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                                      potoooooooo ☑️
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                                      I recommend blue or purple.

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                                      • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD daggermoon@lemmy.world

                                        those are some suckable cookies

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                                        It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”

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                                        • A aesthelete@lemmy.world

                                          How was the orgy?

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                                          potoooooooo ☑️
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                                          The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.

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