Very important update: it's up to 14 poptarts!

I choose to believe the owner neither adds nor removes the poptarts, thee dog just casually moves around with them like this at all times and occasionally aquires more when not observed.

Sure that’s not a bike saddle…?

I thought he’d be proud of his improvement. Why the long face?

He knows there’s something there but can’t see it because he can’t look up.

Thank you for keeping us informed.

Just a long boye

Move over, cancer and space travel, science has something important to do. I recommend that we put together a team of independent observers to monitor this developing situation.

Does Dog get to eat poptarts at end of each set?

Hopefully not. Dogs shouldn’t eat that kind of thing.

We probably shouldn’t either tbh

Very stackable long dog.

let me hold them for you

Does he know that there are poptarts on his head?

Its true! Dogs can’t look up!

he wishes he were a horse

Thank you for this great pupdate

A French nuclear fusion reactor just broke the record at 25 minutes. This cannot be a coincidence.

Basically all that’s left after RFK Jr.’ s cuts.

I don’t know what the fuck the Nobel Prize people are doing but it’s not what they should be doing. GET THIS PERSON A NOBEL PRIZE IMMEDIATELY.