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Very important update: it's up to 14 poptarts!

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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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    FartsWithAnAccent
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    Thank you for keeping us informed.

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    • S sir_premiumhengst@lemmy.world

      Sure that’s not a bike saddle…?

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      Ghostalmedia
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      Just a long boye

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      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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        betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        Move over, cancer and space travel, science has something important to do. I recommend that we put together a team of independent observers to monitor this developing situation.

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        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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          Does Dog get to eat poptarts at end of each set?

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          • ŜanS Ŝan

            Does Dog get to eat poptarts at end of each set?

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            anunusualrelic@lemmy.world
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            Hopefully not. Dogs shouldn’t eat that kind of thing.

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            • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA anunusualrelic@lemmy.world

              Hopefully not. Dogs shouldn’t eat that kind of thing.

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              Fuck u/spez
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              We probably shouldn’t either tbh

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              • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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                Captain Aggravated
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                Very stackable long dog.

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                • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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                  skullgrid@lemmy.world
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                  let me hold them for you

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                  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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                    altphoto@lemmy.today
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                    Does he know that there are poptarts on his head?

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                    • B beardedgingerwonder@feddit.uk

                      He knows there’s something there but can’t see it because he can’t look up.

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                      loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                      Its true! Dogs can’t look up!

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                      • G glibg@lemmy.ca

                        I thought he’d be proud of his improvement. Why the long face?

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                        he wishes he were a horse

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                        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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                          blubber28@lemmy.world
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                          Thank you for this great pupdate 🙂

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                          • P postmortal_pop@lemmy.world

                            I choose to believe the owner neither adds nor removes the poptarts, thee dog just casually moves around with them like this at all times and occasionally aquires more when not observed.

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                            gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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                              savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca
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                              A French nuclear fusion reactor just broke the record at 25 minutes. This cannot be a coincidence.

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                              • HossenfefferH Hossenfeffer

                                IMPORTANT SCIENCE IS BEING DONE!

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                                savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca
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                                Basically all that’s left after RFK Jr.’ s cuts.

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                                • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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                                  krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                                  I don’t know what the fuck the Nobel Prize people are doing but it’s not what they should be doing. GET THIS PERSON A NOBEL PRIZE IMMEDIATELY.

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                                    viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                    Here’s a meme commemorating this historic accomplishment! I just hope I didn’t misgender the doggo 😁

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                                    • V viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                      Here’s a meme commemorating this historic accomplishment! I just hope I didn’t misgender the doggo 😁

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                                      ickplant@lemmy.world
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                                      As far as I know, it is a she - but I freaking love this meme!!!

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                                      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world

                                        As far as I know, it is a she - but I freaking love this meme!!!

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                                        viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                        Fixed, I’m glad you like it! ❤️

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                                        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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                                          Is the Borzoi named Abbey?

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