Are the winter holidays the de facto human breeding season?

oh that’s why I have 4 birthdays in my family this week

Normies. Your parents fucked like squares. Not like me. Pristine. Delivered by a stork. Still came out of the womb just so I could ruin something.

Sweaty sex vs cracking a window when freezing

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This is why I keep it to 0 friends

9 months before September is breeding season. They’re having birthdays; not celebrating their conception.

So let’s see… That’s… December. Oh. I guess it still is winter.

Cracking a window and then still getting sweaty in the freezing air so you end up catching a cold.

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/births.htm

Tl;Dr August is the most common birth month, but not by enough to actually mean any significant trend. You’re talking a lead of a thousand births in a nation with 365 million people.

It’s slightly more common to be born in the last six months of the year, again, not in any significant amount.

Your shitposting is factually inaccurate and should be booed!

in the northern hemisphere december is winter, but september is certainly not a winter month in any hemisphere. so “i guess it still is winter” is an odd thing to say

nah my parents were just like “hey, the month and day have the same number wanna go for another?”

december is barely a winter month. we need to shift our calendar so the new year starts on the solstice and we get a new month then too.