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  • Z zephorah@discuss.online

    Did that guy ever get compensated for his smashed car? What a crazy idea.

    jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ This user is from outside of this forum
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    jordanlund@lemmy.world
    wrote last edited by
    #11

    Cue Farmers… “We’ve seen a lot of things…”

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    • kersplooshK kersploosh

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence%2C_Oregon

      UnaU This user is from outside of this forum
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      Una
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      #12

      meow meow?

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      • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

        Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

        Youtube Video

        If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

        Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

        So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

        hansolo@lemmy.todayH This user is from outside of this forum
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        hansolo@lemmy.today
        wrote last edited by
        #13

        I’m so excited for the person you’re telling about this. Imagine seeing that video again for the first time?

        I remember clear as day downloading this video from Limewire and the incredible majesty of understanding that people are, in fact, this stupid.

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        • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

          Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

          Youtube Video

          If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

          Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

          So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

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          faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
          wrote last edited by
          #14

          The strangest part is that this is not the only time humans have blown up a whale carcass, and it’s just gone everywhere.

          Here’s a modern folk song about it happening in Novia Scotia, lol

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          • M multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de

            Can someone please elaborate on the exploding whale?
            Wikipedia is unusually cryptic on the subject in the article and Youtube won’t let me open the linked videos for some reason…

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            monkdervierte@lemmy.zip
            wrote last edited by monkdervierte@lemmy.zip
            #15

            Dead whales (the huge variants) at a certain state of decomposition can literally explode due to gaseous buildup. Maybe related to that?

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            • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

              Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

              Youtube Video

              If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

              Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

              So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

              The Giant KoreanT This user is from outside of this forum
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              The Giant Korean
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              #16

              Wow. This was a… blast… from the past.

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              • R roidingoldman@lemmy.world

                1.3 Sand dunes

                • There are amazing sand dunes

                1.4 exit sign out of town.

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                yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml
                wrote last edited by yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml
                #17

                1.5 Some dude blew his own arm off with a homemade grenade trying to scare some car thieves.

                https://www.kezi.com/news/local/florence-man-loses-arm-while-trying-to-stop-car-thieves-with-grenade/article_31e39048-018a-4ec1-940d-862a639b8b15.html

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                • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

                  Cue Farmers… “We’ve seen a lot of things…”

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                  jaybone@lemmy.zip
                  wrote last edited by
                  #18

                  This is more like the mayham guy.

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                  • kersplooshK kersploosh

                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence%2C_Oregon

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                    jaybone@lemmy.zip
                    wrote last edited by
                    #19

                    Everyone is asking about the whale, but I’m wondering how the accidental sex ban worked.

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                    • J jaybone@lemmy.zip

                      Everyone is asking about the whale, but I’m wondering how the accidental sex ban worked.

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                      justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                      wrote last edited by
                      #20

                      According to the article they used poor wording for some law.

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                      • J justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                        According to the article they used poor wording for some law.

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                        bstix@feddit.dk
                        wrote last edited by
                        #21

                        Intending to prevent people from having sexual intercourse in view of bystanders, the council approved a measure that made it illegal to have sex “while in or in view of a public or private place.”

                        Bold is my emphasis to show the error.

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                        • M monkdervierte@lemmy.zip

                          Dead whales (the huge variants) at a certain state of decomposition can literally explode due to gaseous buildup. Maybe related to that?

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                          snooggums
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                          #22

                          In this case it was human intervention.

                          With dynamite.

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                          • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

                            Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

                            Youtube Video

                            If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

                            Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

                            So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

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                            filthyshrooms@lemmy.world
                            wrote last edited by filthyshrooms@lemmy.world
                            #23

                            An important note: it didn’t work very well. It blew the whale into large chucks, much larger than they were hoping for. iirc one chunk landed on a reporter’s car, crushing it.

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                            • J jaybone@lemmy.zip

                              This is more like the mayham guy.

                              jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                              jordanlund@lemmy.world
                              wrote last edited by
                              #24

                              “I’m the 8 ton whale that washed up on your beach and when the local highway department tries to make me go away with 1/2 ton of TNT, your cut rate insurance might not cover a 700 pound slab of me trashing your passenger compartment.”

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                              • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldF filthyshrooms@lemmy.world

                                An important note: it didn’t work very well. It blew the whale into large chucks, much larger than they were hoping for. iirc one chunk landed on a reporter’s car, crushing it.

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                                jordanlund@lemmy.world
                                wrote last edited by
                                #25

                                My favorite part of the video is the little old lady voice going “Here come pieces of… whale!”

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                                • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

                                  Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

                                  Youtube Video

                                  If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

                                  Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

                                  So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

                                  BeeegScaaawyCrippleH This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  BeeegScaaawyCripple
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #26

                                  Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches,

                                  i think that might be a west coast thing because it’s a California thing too. Would Washington State chime in please?

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                                  • hansolo@lemmy.todayH hansolo@lemmy.today

                                    I’m so excited for the person you’re telling about this. Imagine seeing that video again for the first time?

                                    I remember clear as day downloading this video from Limewire and the incredible majesty of understanding that people are, in fact, this stupid.

                                    BeeegScaaawyCrippleH This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    BeeegScaaawyCripple
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #27

                                    shit, my grandma was there. she’s got pictures.

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                                    • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                                      Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches,

                                      i think that might be a west coast thing because it’s a California thing too. Would Washington State chime in please?

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                                      jordanlund@lemmy.world
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #28

                                      History on the Oregon law here, passed in 3 B.W. (before whale).

                                      https://www.opb.org/news/article/history-oregon-tom-mccall-public-beaches/

                                      While California has public beaches, they have private beaches as well. In Oregon the entire coastline is public.

                                      https://www.californiabeaches.com/california-state-beaches/

                                      Looks like WA is the same, public/private mix.

                                      https://apps.ecology.wa.gov/coastalatlas/

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                                      • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

                                        History on the Oregon law here, passed in 3 B.W. (before whale).

                                        https://www.opb.org/news/article/history-oregon-tom-mccall-public-beaches/

                                        While California has public beaches, they have private beaches as well. In Oregon the entire coastline is public.

                                        https://www.californiabeaches.com/california-state-beaches/

                                        Looks like WA is the same, public/private mix.

                                        https://apps.ecology.wa.gov/coastalatlas/

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                                        BeeegScaaawyCripple
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #29

                                        those “private beaches” in california are public beaches that landowners with land near the beach keep trying to steal

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                                        • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

                                          Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

                                          Youtube Video

                                          If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

                                          Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

                                          So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

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                                          mineralfellow@lemmy.world
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #30

                                          The blast blasted blubber beyond believable bounds.

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