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  • J justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    According to the article they used poor wording for some law.

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    bstix@feddit.dk
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    #21

    Intending to prevent people from having sexual intercourse in view of bystanders, the council approved a measure that made it illegal to have sex “while in or in view of a public or private place.”

    Bold is my emphasis to show the error.

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    • M monkdervierte@lemmy.zip

      Dead whales (the huge variants) at a certain state of decomposition can literally explode due to gaseous buildup. Maybe related to that?

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      wrote on last edited by
      #22

      In this case it was human intervention.

      With dynamite.

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      • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

        Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

        Youtube Video

        If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

        Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

        So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

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        filthyshrooms@lemmy.world
        wrote on last edited by filthyshrooms@lemmy.world
        #23

        An important note: it didn’t work very well. It blew the whale into large chucks, much larger than they were hoping for. iirc one chunk landed on a reporter’s car, crushing it.

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        • J jaybone@lemmy.zip

          This is more like the mayham guy.

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          jordanlund@lemmy.world
          wrote on last edited by
          #24

          “I’m the 8 ton whale that washed up on your beach and when the local highway department tries to make me go away with 1/2 ton of TNT, your cut rate insurance might not cover a 700 pound slab of me trashing your passenger compartment.”

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          • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldF filthyshrooms@lemmy.world

            An important note: it didn’t work very well. It blew the whale into large chucks, much larger than they were hoping for. iirc one chunk landed on a reporter’s car, crushing it.

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            jordanlund@lemmy.world
            wrote on last edited by
            #25

            My favorite part of the video is the little old lady voice going “Here come pieces of… whale!”

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            • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

              Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

              Youtube Video

              If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

              Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

              So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

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              MinnesotaGoddam
              wrote on last edited by
              #26

              Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches,

              i think that might be a west coast thing because it’s a California thing too. Would Washington State chime in please?

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              • hansolo@lemmy.todayH hansolo@lemmy.today

                I’m so excited for the person you’re telling about this. Imagine seeing that video again for the first time?

                I remember clear as day downloading this video from Limewire and the incredible majesty of understanding that people are, in fact, this stupid.

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                MinnesotaGoddam
                wrote on last edited by
                #27

                shit, my grandma was there. she’s got pictures.

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                • MinnesotaGoddamH MinnesotaGoddam

                  Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches,

                  i think that might be a west coast thing because it’s a California thing too. Would Washington State chime in please?

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                  jordanlund@lemmy.world
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #28

                  History on the Oregon law here, passed in 3 B.W. (before whale).

                  https://www.opb.org/news/article/history-oregon-tom-mccall-public-beaches/

                  While California has public beaches, they have private beaches as well. In Oregon the entire coastline is public.

                  https://www.californiabeaches.com/california-state-beaches/

                  Looks like WA is the same, public/private mix.

                  https://apps.ecology.wa.gov/coastalatlas/

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                  • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

                    History on the Oregon law here, passed in 3 B.W. (before whale).

                    https://www.opb.org/news/article/history-oregon-tom-mccall-public-beaches/

                    While California has public beaches, they have private beaches as well. In Oregon the entire coastline is public.

                    https://www.californiabeaches.com/california-state-beaches/

                    Looks like WA is the same, public/private mix.

                    https://apps.ecology.wa.gov/coastalatlas/

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                    MinnesotaGoddam
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #29

                    those “private beaches” in california are public beaches that landowners with land near the beach keep trying to steal

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                    • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

                      Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

                      Youtube Video

                      If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

                      Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

                      So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

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                      mineralfellow@lemmy.world
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                      #30

                      The blast blasted blubber beyond believable bounds.

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                      • kersplooshK kersploosh

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence%2C_Oregon

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                        edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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                        #31

                        1.2 Accidental ban on sex

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                        • MinnesotaGoddamH MinnesotaGoddam

                          shit, my grandma was there. she’s got pictures.

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                          hansolo@lemmy.today
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #32

                          For real?

                          Has she ever mentioned what the F people were thinking at the time? This seems like a solution that only a 1980’s cartoon would have come up with.

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                          • hansolo@lemmy.todayH hansolo@lemmy.today

                            For real?

                            Has she ever mentioned what the F people were thinking at the time? This seems like a solution that only a 1980’s cartoon would have come up with.

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                            MinnesotaGoddam
                            wrote on last edited by heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
                            #33

                            she was thinking “oh look a whale” and then “oh look WHALE” as i remember her telling it. lots of jokes about umbrellas and knowing where to stand.

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                            • MinnesotaGoddamH MinnesotaGoddam

                              she was thinking “oh look a whale” and then “oh look WHALE” as i remember her telling it. lots of jokes about umbrellas and knowing where to stand.

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                              hansolo@lemmy.today
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                              #34

                              Granny is based.

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                              • hansolo@lemmy.todayH hansolo@lemmy.today

                                Granny is based.

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                                MinnesotaGoddam
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                                #35

                                gran grew up on a farm. she’s seen shit

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