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  • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS salty_chief@lemmy.world

    I mean if you want bitter coffee.

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    itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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    It is the only way to be sure you have enough.

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    • C colesloth@discuss.tchncs.de

      Well you making coffee from somewhere.

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      Kruh Master
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      Most people are excited to leave work.

      I’m not.

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      • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

        Folger’s tastes like jail coffee, which tracks with the “coffee is coffee” philosophy 😂

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        favoredponcho@lemmy.zip
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        Military, jail - what’s the difference?

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        • E empricorn@feddit.nl

          there’s no way in hell I’m grinding beans at 6am.

          You act like you have to go outside and break boulder-sized beans apart with a pickaxe, lol. It’s the exact same number of scoops, you just put whole beans in your grinder first, then your coffee maker. Literally takes about 5 seconds longer.

          To be clear, there’s nothing wrong with liking cheaper coffee, and I don’t think the majority of us need or could tell the difference from using the absolute best beans and equipment to enjoy it… BUT, grinding your beans fresh gives a huge improvement to aroma and taste, such that I’m still amazed at the coffee I’m sipping out of my thermos late in the day. And it goes without saying that it improves every morning for me, personally. Most people discover a giant improvement, even using the exact same brand and type of coffee, only whole-bean. Very little experimentation is required to make amazing coffee that tastes perfect to you. Good luck if you try it…

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          glimse@lemmy.world
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          I was a big coffee guy for awhile for the taste, now I’m really just in it for the caffeine. Aeropress + whatever’s on sale is good enough for me

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            inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world
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            My old work had it posted that we were to use four scoops per pot of coffee.

            They did not say level scoops.

            Requirements unclear, scoop mountain.

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            • I ilinamorato@lemmy.world

              Get yourself a tally counter (click counter, hand counter, whatever). As an added bonus, it’s also a great fidget toy!

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              jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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              Just don’t fidget while you’re counting your scoops. “Wait was that really 3 scoops or did I just get bored and start clicking for fun? Nah surely I couldn’t have been THAT ADHD. No. I’d remember if I did that right? Maybe I’d better try to remember how many scoops to be sure, now, how many scoops was that?”

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              • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS salty_chief@lemmy.world

                I mean if you want bitter coffee.

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                abbotsbury@lemmy.world
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                More like if you want coffee flavored coffee. Coffee is bitter.

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                • L lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                  I need to use mine more, but I always want to only use one vessel, so if I’m going to make something I start throwing in an item and then move to the next item and forget where I’m at. Then I’m like shoot I never weighed the vessel, so I haven’t a clue how to figure it out short of pouring it all into another vessel I’ve measured. So I just take my best guess at how many units I’ve added

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                  driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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                  Put the vessel on the balance and tare every time you finish including an ingredient. Always start on zero, don’t bother with the math.

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                    sweafa@discuss.tchncs.de
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                    the trick: start to count with 11

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                    • abbotsbury@lemmy.worldA abbotsbury@lemmy.world

                      More like if you want coffee flavored coffee. Coffee is bitter.

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                      daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works
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                      good coffee isnt really bitter though (shade grown coffee for the win!)

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                      • D daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works

                        good coffee isnt really bitter though (shade grown coffee for the win!)

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                        abbotsbury@lemmy.world
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                        There are ways to influence the bitterness of the coffee, I personally prefer cold brew, but there is an inherent bitterness to coffee regardless when made with decent strength. Some people be making some watery-ass coffee

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                          rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net
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                          Folgers has ground cockroaches

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                          • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS salty_chief@lemmy.world

                            I was in military for over 23 years and coffee is coffee to me. Yes, some are tastier than others but at end of day I am just looking for the caffeine. Taste is an after thought when you get woken up at 2am for operations. I also drink it black.

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                            Army coffee is special. Part of its effectiveness in waking you up is the shockingly bad taste, which you maximize by drinking it black. It’s better when it’s bad, because you’re gonna drink it anyway.

                            You want wimpy good-tasting coffee, go join the Air Force.

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                            • R rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net

                              Folgers has ground cockroaches

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                              lawnman23@lemmy.world
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                              The best part of waking up…

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                                markus29@feddit.nl
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                                My in-laws always use a half scoop per cup, no thank you. Cardboard flavoured water.

                                To be fair though I’m spoiled with single origin, roasted to order beans

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                                • F favoredponcho@lemmy.zip

                                  Military, jail - what’s the difference?

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                                  Kruh Master
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                                  One pays you and sets you up for a life afterward, the other takes away your dignity and everything you had put together for your life.

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                                    portuga@lemmy.world
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                                    As a non americano, what’s the name of that dirt you brew and drink?

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                                    • G glimse@lemmy.world

                                      I was a big coffee guy for awhile for the taste, now I’m really just in it for the caffeine. Aeropress + whatever’s on sale is good enough for me

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                                      killerwhale@orcas.enjoying.yachts
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                                      Aeropress is a significant leap above basic coffee for the caffeine.

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                                      • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

                                        One pays you and sets you up for a life afterward, the other takes away your dignity and everything you had put together for your life.

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                                        jiggle_physics@sh.itjust.works
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                                        I have seen both do both

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                                        • J jiggle_physics@sh.itjust.works

                                          I have seen both do both

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                                          Humans are just a more articulate version of cockroaches. An over-engineered insect, turned inside-out and wrapped in skin.

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