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  • LadyButterfly she/herL LadyButterfly she/her
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    cheesyfox@lemmy.sdf.org
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    taco is a sandwich too

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    • pothetato@lemmy.worldP pothetato@lemmy.world

      Hot dog is like it’s own category. You can make all kinds of dogs. Hot dog, veggie dog, smokie dog, chicken dog… If it’s got a weiner then it’s a dog.

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      onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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      And they all qualify as sandwich

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      • lime!L lime!

        sorry to say it but you’re just subjectively wrong

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        onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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        I tried to downvote but got caught on ā€œsubjectivelyā€.

        Dammit, I can’t downvote, but I refuse to upvote either!

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        • P panda_abyss@lemmy.ca

          I get the whole ā€œcube ruleā€ thing, but a taco is FOLDED and a hot dog bun is CUT.

          Mechanically these are very different required preparation steps.

          Further, tacos use fried tortillas which are technically cake.

          Hot dogs are not tacos. If you fry a cake, fold it, abc add toppings then that is a taco. When you cut into a bun and add toppings, that’s a sub. Hot dogs are subs, not tacos.

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          onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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          Since when is cake fried?

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          • O onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe

            I tried to downvote but got caught on ā€œsubjectivelyā€.

            Dammit, I can’t downvote, but I refuse to upvote either!

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            lime!
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            my job here is done.

            opinion, awaaaaay!

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            • D deepfriedchril

              Gonna need an explanation on the tortillas. Wikipedia says flatbread.

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              onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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              Flour tortillas are definitely flatbread.

              Corn tortilla… I’m not sure. I really just don’t know, but I’d still consider a taco to be a sandwich.

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                asteriskeverything@lemmy.world
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                Tacos have loose meat

                Those chicken strip tacos are liars.

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                • D deepfriedchril

                  Gonna need an explanation on the tortillas. Wikipedia says flatbread.

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                  panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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                  Tortillas are pancakes

                  The word tortilla is derived from the Spanish word torta, meaning roughly ā€˜cake’ or ā€˜pie’, plus the diminutive suffix -illa; therefore tortilla can be translated as ā€˜little cake’.

                  If flatbread then maybe tacos are pizza.

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                  • N NullPointer

                    so if I fold hotdog in a piece of sandwich bread; is that now a taco?

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                    panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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                    I can’t argue with that and accept it, yes

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                      BlueFootedPetey
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                      Hot dogs are specific type of sandwich. Tacos are a sub genre of sandwich. 🄪🌭🌮

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                      • P panda_abyss@lemmy.ca

                        I get the whole ā€œcube ruleā€ thing, but a taco is FOLDED and a hot dog bun is CUT.

                        Mechanically these are very different required preparation steps.

                        Further, tacos use fried tortillas which are technically cake.

                        Hot dogs are not tacos. If you fry a cake, fold it, abc add toppings then that is a taco. When you cut into a bun and add toppings, that’s a sub. Hot dogs are subs, not tacos.

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                        wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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                        #28

                        While I appreciate the topological approach, I hold to a linguistic and practical reason for a hot dog, as it is usually eaten, not (typically) being a sandwich:

                        1. what does it mean for a thing to be ā€œsandwichedā€? It means pressed on two sides, held together by the force of that pressure.
                        2. what is the difference between a hot dog and a hero/po-boy/sub? Well, heros and po-boys are held together by the bread. You can turn them on their side, and they should not fall apart, because the primary force holding them together is pressure on either side of the bread. Hot dogs, at least in my limited experience, are defined by their toppings, which are placed atop the frankfurter, and held in place by gravity alone.

                        As such I give my typology: if the primary force holding your dish together is pressure on two sides from a retaining material? Sandwich. If the primary force holding it together is gravity? That bread is being used as a trencher. As such, most hot dogs, most tacos, bread bowls and other such things are all basically just a version of a bread bowl or bread plate. For this reason, I call them ā€œTrenchersā€. Pizza is not primarily held together by gravity or by sandwiching forces, and thus is normally neither of these. Pizza’s primary force maintaining its integrity is the cheese and other sticky things holding onto any toppings. As such, pizza would be equivalent to toast with spread, cheese, and other toppings, similar to garlic bread. All functionally just ā€œadorned breadsā€.

                        So, to reiterate, I don’t disagree that hot dogs can be sandwiches, but in general practice, I do not believe they qualify, much like most tacos do not qualify.

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                        • lime!L lime!

                          sorry to say it but you’re just subjectively wrong

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                          UnhingedFridge
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                          Oh fuck yeah, lemme drizzle some balsamic on that

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                          • A asteriskeverything@lemmy.world

                            Tacos have loose meat

                            Those chicken strip tacos are liars.

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                            postmortal_pop@lemmy.world
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                            New way burgers are sandwich and they have loose meat.

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                              postmortal_pop@lemmy.world
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                              Counter arguments, a hotdog is a sausage, the bread is a condament. When you buy hotdogs at the store you’re taking about the pack, when you’re cooking a hotdog, you’re taking about the sausage being cooked. A hotdog on the grill is not in the bun. When you’re eating a hotdog without a bun, you’re still eating a hotdog.

                              In the other direction, a hotdog with mustard is still called a hotdog meaning the mustard has no say in the state of the hotdog.

                              Furthermore, we have splitlink sandwiches so a sausage as sandwich still needs the sandwich modifier. When I say ā€œhotdog sandwichā€ it’s bothersome because it conjures the idea of hot dogs between two slices of bread.

                              So if a hotdog is a hotdog with or without the bread, and a hotdog is a hotdog with or without the mustard, than the bread plays the same role and becomes a condament for the eating of a hotdog that belongs firmly in the category of sausage.

                              Spare points to back this up is taco, chicken taco, fish taco, street taco, all need the modifier ā€œtacoā€. If I say we’re having fish and serve a tuna taco, I’ve not given you the accurate information. The same goes for wraps, without the ā€œwrapā€ modifier you get different information. In reverse, we do not ask for a bun to get a hotdog. Following along that line, we have split bun sandwiches which use a bun and are not explicitly hotdogs.

                              Lastly, with this information you can order the incredibly cursed, split link split bun sandwich with mustard which presents as a cut hotdog with mustard but is in fact an entirely different thing all together.

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                              • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldE edgemaster72@lemmy.world

                                If you try to give me a pizza with lettuce on it hands will be thrown (up in the air in disgust)

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                                makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world
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                                It’s not my first choice but I fuck with a cheeseburger pizza:

                                The lettuce must be added after cooking but it’s a fun crunch

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                                • O onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe

                                  Since when is cake fried?

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                                  makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world
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                                  Since the south got ahold of it:

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                                  • M makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world

                                    Since the south got ahold of it:

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                                    honytawk@lemmy.zip
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                                    Damn Australians!

                                    Or is it Antarctica?

                                    Which south?

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                                    • C cheesyfox@lemmy.sdf.org

                                      taco is a sandwich too

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                                      pat_riot@lemmy.today
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                                      I’m here for this!

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                                        Hemingways_Shotgun
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                                        I will often take two hotdogs, cut them in half longitudinally, and lay those out on two pieces sandwich bread.

                                        Ergo…hotdog sandwich.

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                                        • A Hemingways_Shotgun

                                          I will often take two hotdogs, cut them in half longitudinally, and lay those out on two pieces sandwich bread.

                                          Ergo…hotdog sandwich.

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                                          but_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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                                          Yes my fat ass has done this and added cheese, making it a cheese dog sandwich

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